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"They" stole the Master Key from You

Yes You know its True

No more Treasure for youuuuu

Common Baby

Do The Mocalotion

Another term for "Common Cold"

Snow

The PRIMARY difference between ...

The Male monkey and The Female monkey ....

The MALE has TWO Tails.

Better look now Emperor !

Your NEW CLOTHES are SOILED.

Domain changes to puredel.com

Some alternate paths to my website are no longer available.

I released two domains back into the domain pool today.

puredale.com kisseyes.com

and added two new domains delkiss.com kissdel.com

i am giving puredale.net the opportunity to get a .com for their milk business

as far as kisseyes.com it sounds weird like a disease so dropped it.

Why are there only HEros

Why cant there be a SHEro ?

A World War 2 Bedtime Story

Little was recorded about this battle in World War 2

The idiot savant was appointed General over a very talented bunch of troops.

A brainstorm came over General Savant that a sneek attack on the nearby enemy city would "guarantee" victory from his point of view.

He ordered his troops to descend into the sewer.

The idea was to march until the army reached the other side then attack from the manholes of the enemy streets.

The idiot savant then waited patiently in the comfort of the headquarters for news of his expected victory.

Finally the long awaited news arrived via one lone soldier of his company exhausted and covered in sewage.

The soldier reported while gasping for fresh air, "Sir, the entire troop perished before we ever reached the enemy city. They must have laid down this biological warfare device that I am covered with."

The idiot savant was shocked to hear the sad news. "So how did you manage to make it back ?"

The soldier then turned red and embarrassed. "For give me, commodant, I lost my courage early in the struggle, so I asked to be excused saying that someone has to go back to tell headquarters and appointed myself."

General Savant felt puzzled just then and thought aloud "I wonder what we could have done to improve our chances of victory ?"

The tired soldier overheard him and came up with a suggestion. "Sir, if I may comment, perhaps we should have taken the Water Main."

Two "unrelated" poems and a joke

Two "unrelated" poems and a joke

The True Blueprints Are Not Blue, dear prince.

I would sooner bathe in my pee than do chemotherapy.

The Most Important Difference to note

between the bull and the cow ....

The bull only has One utter.

Knightly Neus 20160203

Dont get cross. Just dont get quartered.

Smile ! How ?

Wondering why you no longer really feel like smiling ?

Could it have something to do with the strange hair growing in corners of mouth and elsewhere ?