Six short stories 2016 03 23 10:36 Pacific

Six short stories 2016 03 23 10:36 Pacific

Just Curious ------------

i say "A" and you do "b" is it because you think i hate you like you "like" me ?

Pastor George Washingtons first sermon --------------------------------------

Ladies and Gentlemen I confess that i was wrong in chopping down the cherry tree for which my father had so lovingly placed there. However I will say this: there Are times we do need to cut back the "cherry hedge".

Book Review of "A Tree Grows In Brooklyn" -----------------------------------------

"Why do there have to be so many damn trees here in Brooklyn ?"

The Maker -------------

Every day I create And who created the day ? Suffice to say Was not only me So Who is it then that paved my way ?

Ol McDonald ( made from scratch ) ---------------------

Ol McDonald had a itch Ee Ay Ee Ay Oh And so he had to scratch that itch Ee Ay Ee Ay Oh With a scratch scratch here of an itch itch there here a scratch there an itch everywhere a scratch scratch Ol McDonald makes from scratch Ee Ay Ee Ay Oh

Peter, Paul and Mary fill in the blank --------------------------------------

"The _____ is blowin in the ___"

Which of the following word combinations below will make the above line True.

A. answer, wind

B. cancer, wind

C. cancer, air

D. cancer, heir

E. cancer, hair

F. All of the above

[ F ]

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PART 3: THIS MESSAGE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS EARLY MORNING 2016 03 22 07:57 PACIFIC

GRANTED EMF CAN BE DANGEROUS

BUT LIKE ANYTHING POWERFUL

IT IS ONLY DANGEROUS WHEN IT CREATES NEGATIVE CRAP LIKE NOISE, RANDOMNESS, UNPREDICTABILITY, ETC. ETC.

THE SUN IS POWERFUL DOES IT KILL US ?

I HOPE THE ANSWER IS STILL NO.

NO DOUBT IT IS WHEN THE LIGHT AND HEAT HIT OUR CORRUPT EARTH AND ATMOSPHERE

THAT IS WHERE THE TROUBLES BEGIN !

AND WHAT ABOUT HOW POWERFUL OUR ARTIFICIAL LIGHTING DEVICES SUCH AS HALOGEN CAR HEADLAMPS THAT WE ARE "RECOMMENDED" EVEN FORCED TO HAVE ON ALL THE TIME NOW WHEN WE DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD.

DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS KILLING US ALL !

AND SAVING MONEY IS KILLING US TOO IN FACT.

OUR PRICING SYSTEM EVER SINCE MONEY WAS CREATED BUT PARTICULARLY SINCE WE NOW HAVE LARGE "FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS" WITH "CREDIT CARD TECHNOLOGY" ETC.

WE ON THIS PLANET DO NOT SHOW PRICES THAT REFLECT WHAT IS REAL FOR THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE.

I AM SURE.

THAT IS WHY IT IS EASIER TO SPEND THOUSANDS ON A HOME OR A CAR.

AND WHY YOU FEEL ALL TWISTED INSIDE TO WANT TO DROP A QUARTER IN A VENDING MACHINE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO MAKE A COFFEE BEAN IS HARDER FOR THE UNIVERSE THAN TO MANUFACTURE THAT HUNK OF STEEL THAT YOU DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD THAT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEALTHY FOR YOUR BODY

SHORT OF GETTING YOU FROM A TO B FASTER.

YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF FINDING A HORSE IF YOU COULD FOR IT IS STILL MORE EFFICIENT AND SAFER, OR TO WALK BUT NO DOUBT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN OVER EXERCISING AND WORE OUT YOUR KNEES PERHAPS YOU ALREADY GOT KNEE REPLACEMENTS AND WHY ?

CAUSE YOU ARE STUPID !

SO BASICALLY THE PRICING RULE HERE IF YOU DIDNT GET IT IS.

THE SMALLER THE NUMBERS THE MORE VALUEABLE THE COMMODITY.

THE LARGER THE NUMBERS THE MORE WORTHLESS IT IS TO ANYONE.

MAKES SENSE.

WHEN THEY SAY THAT A PERSON LIKE A FRIEND IS PRICELESS LIKE $0.00

JUST TAKE THE INVERSE PROPORTION TO FIND THE REAL PRICE.

1 / X

REPLACE X BY ZERO AND YOU HAVE INFINITY

THAT IS HOW MUCH YOU AND I ARE WORTH.

THEN THE COFFEE BEAN

THEN THE AUTOMOBILE

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

CAUSE YOU AINT GOING TO BE TAUGHT THEM IN SCHOOL.

AND THAT IS YOUR LESSON FOR TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS.

THE BELL JUST WENT OFF. I HOPE YOU HEARD IT IN YOUR HEAD JUST NOW.

LIKE THE LIBERTY BELL.

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PART 2: THIS MESSAGE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS EARLY MORNING 2016 03 22 07:57 PACIFIC

PART 2: THIS MESSAGE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS EARLY MORNING 2016 03 22 07:57 PACIFIC

for anything we have memorized, repetition from another source will soon break up the minds holding of the thought for the mind will claim that there is no longer a need to keep that information on the inside for it can easily find the info externally as it passes our eyes all the time.

oh "Pasteurized" kids joke "Past Your Eyes" so now you dont pay anymore attention when something passes by you.

the word "Pastor" is in there too.

you stop thinking about the people responsible for your "blessings" i mean "curses"

and you dont analyze the word "pastor" which breaks down to: Past "OR" or Past "oar" for which we wonder why we become so scared that we would pass the point of where we think our destiny lies or the point of critical decision so now we pray ceaselessly over every decision every curve in the road every turn because god forbid we miss the on or off ramp of life or even the highway version for timing is critical and since when is time based upon a clock that ticks to the tune of one second every 60 cycles of a sine wave which is TOTALLY UNNATURAL FOR ORGANISMS LIKE OURS WITH 5 FINGERS 5 TOES 2 ARMS 2 LEGS 2 NOSTRILS 2 EYES AND MOSTLY 1 OF EVERY THING ELSE

CANT YOU SEE FROM THE ABOVE PATTERN THAT FACTORS OF

5

2

AND

1

ARE GOING TO SERVE THE BODY BEST HERE AS TO WHAT RELATES TO IT AND COULD POSSIBLY EVEN HEAL IT ?

SO THROW ANY FACTOR IN LIKE A WRENCH INTO A GEAR BOX LIKE

SAY

3

AND YOU GOT A HOLY PLAN FOR YOUR DETERIORATION FOLKS !

MAYBE NOW WE HAVE INSIGHT INTO THE OLD "WIVES TALE"

OF HOW BAD THINGS COME IN THREES.

WELL YOU COULD SAY LOOK AT A FAMILY

DAD, MOM, AND BABY MAKES 3

YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WHEN IT WAS JUST DAD AND MOM THINGS WERE COOL LIKE HONEYMOON CITY.

IT IS WHEN THE STORK BROUGHT YOU HOME

"THATS WHEN THE HEARTACHES BEGAN" - ELVIS

YOU OWE YOUR PARENTS EVERYTHING AND JUST GIVE UP ON EVER TRYING TO PAY THEM BACK YOU WILL NEVER COME CLOSE.

so this is only a taste of how stupid we humans have become.

oh think about it on your own it gets really distressing.

and if like some fanatic groups are claiming that our solar system just happened to come close to yet another solar system in recent decades or however many years it has been, no doubt we HAVE been invaded here by either humanoid people who found us "tasty" or good for body parts or battery fuel or whatever. had us come up with "wonderful" inventions technology medical "breakthroughs" all intended to serve THEIR PURPOSE ONLY to keep us as dumb farm animals until slaughtered.

I have to admit, that a couple of years ago it seemed a panic had hit our area that was something more you felt than saw. and why everyone drives crazy "down south there" ? so much so that you could guarantee oh about once a month there would be a nasty collision at the corner traffic light by our home simply because the light is TIMED PERFECTLY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. AND BECAUSE EVERYONE RUNS AROUND SUPER IMPATIENT LIKE SOMETHING IS RIGHT BEHIND THEM INVISIBLY CHEWING ON THEIR TAILPIPE.

and in fact, two young boys ran off the road years ago and slammed into our bushes BOTH KILLED.

interesting that one day i started digging up lots of rocks right next to where it must have happened. I FILLED A HUGE DUMPSTER FULL OF LARGE ROCKS. WHEN I WAS DONE. I PATTED THE EARTH DOWN AND FELT SO MUCH MORE AT PEACE.

NOW IF I FIND STRAY ROCKS ANYWHERE NEAR MY PROPERTY THEY ARE GONE !

AND THEN RECENTLY I HEAR THAT SOME PROTEST GROUP THINKS RANDOMLY BURYING ROCKS CANS AND OTHER RANDOM SHIT NEXT TO A CELL PHONE TOWER HELPS TO "OFFSET" THE "EMF" FROM IT ?

GET THESE PEOPLE DETAINED AND INTERROGATED FOR THIS MAY LEAD TO THOSE BEHIND ALL OF WHAT AILS US !

BECAUSE THAT WOULD *TRULY* EXPLAIN WHY CELL PHONES ARE BUGGING US THESE DAYS.

GRANTED EMF CAN BE DANGEROUS

BUT LIKE ANYTHING POWERFUL

( certainly not us,

for example characters limited again

see Part 3 please ! )

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THIS MESSAGE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS EARLY MORNING 2016 03 22 07:57 PACIFIC

THIS MESSAGE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS EARLY MORNING 2016 03 22 07:57 PACIFIC, FOLLOWING A MAJOR "INVISIBLE" ATTACK AGAINST MY BEING LAST NIGHT.

if you have not noticed how dumb the human race has been for many years please take note of this proof.

we are shitheads:

we find it convenient to keep a bathroom close to where we sleep. This is stupid and unsanitary. and we store medications in the bathroom for which the only intelligence there is that most medications are in fact "shit" anyway.

We use clocks and watches which have turned us into robots:

every tick or tock you have ever had the "pleasure" of listening to consciously or not has been registered by your brain no doubt doing an operation much like formatting / mapping computer memory. how much effort to get this shit out of your head now is unknown. and when we went to clock radios we simply have another even more complex messup of our natural sleep rhythms and dreams and god knows what subliminal programming we have been subjected to, and that is from just the electronic clock for the radio, surely went much deeper into us all.

as i have said a lot, chances are we were not stupid at birth, but "predestined" to be stupid shortly afterwards, what happened in the maternity ward is speculative i.e. "switched at birth", etc. childhood "vaccinations", aspirins for whatever ails you, deeper meds as we got older, poisoning our armpits, for which we had no clue they are an excellent pathway to absorbing REAL nutrients as the mouth is certainly just one "port" to getting us what we need to be well. mammograms to squeeze the beautiful life from our women under the guise of cancer safety. it is no wonder at all the tortured mammary flesh decides yes it must now go "lumpy" sometime down the road.

do you see yet how "stupidity" is REALLY "mans" only cause of death ?

to make us even stupider we are told that writing things down is a "good thing" when in fact repeating the same thing like "i will not be stupid i will not be stupid ... " over and over only servers to tire what is really a genius mind into simply turning off the torment and forget whatever you wanted to push upon it.

The Evil Ones know this fact and know everything as to how we really operate and will not confess any of it because we are there best source of "soul food" like we are frying here daily in our "soul kitchens"

have you ever stopped to consider that the careful words chosen for companies, products, movie scripts, etc. all have a purpose ?

the purpose is to help us forget what we should not be "concerned" about that would enlighten us to pay attention to how we are pumped with shit, to remain zombies.

take any sirname.

how about Dr.

sounds like

Dock Tour.

means something restful.

you forget you need to be responsible for rest time.

but when the buzzword, Doctor, hits your ears, oh how inviting that sounds now.

how about first name like Dale ? means Valley.

spiritually can be a bad conotation but what about Hill ?

sounds like Hell.

and you hear that word several times a sermon, so again you completely forget about such bad places.

how about a car name ?

Toyotta

sounds like Toy Oughtta.

you forget that you are a toy to these evil people.

am i picking only good examples ?

am i crazy here ?

computer company

HP

in portuguese the two letters are

haga pe

which sounds like

agape

which means "love"

we should eventually forget to love one another.

how about an address ?

most contain the word "St." or "street"

doesnt that sound a little like

Stir Eat ?

so we do not notice for we forget the fact we are constantly being "stirred" and "eaten"

the mind shuts off what it knows it will hear over and over anyway.

it is a normal operation to save you from going crazy from repetition.

for anything we have memorized, repetition from another source will soon break up the minds holding of the thought for the mind will claim that there is no longer a need

FUCKING LIMITATIONS

SEE NEXT POST

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The Formula Of Youth by Points Dandilion

equation matrix for thriving longevity

quality into your body will provide in direct proportion for quantity of time on the planet

Quantity = SUM ( factor * Quality ^ some_exponent )

this equation holds true SO LONG AS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FOCUSING ON MODIFYING QUALITY.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN QUANTITY REGARDLESS OF QUANTITY,

LIKE PERHAPS THOSE OF YOU FEARING DEATH FROM SOME DIAGNOSIS OF SOME DOCTOR,

THINKING THAT HIS PREDICTION OF INCREASED QUANTITY IS POSSIBLE AT THE COST OF REDUCED QUALITY FOR SOME LENGTH OF TIME,

YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER FOLLOWING HIS INSTRUCTIONS,

BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY YOU -CANNOT- RUN THE ABOVE EQUATION IN REVERSE EVER !

LIKE MR SPOCK WOULD SAY:

"THIS IS ILLOGICAL CAPTAIN"

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PROGNOSIS IS, IT CAN BE WRONG.

AND IF GOD WOULD TELL YOU HOW MANY YEARS YOU WOULD LIVE BY JUST SEEKING *QUALITY*

AND THEN YOU CHOSE LESS QUALITY AS A COMPROMISE WITH AN IMAGINARY PREDICTION WHICH YOU MAY EVEN TAKE AS A PROMISE OF A LONGER EXISTANCE FROM SOME STRANGE MAN WITH PLAQUES ON HIS WALL.

YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT YOUR DECISION HAS ALREADY GUARANTEED

A SHORTER LIFE FOR YOU

AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE

YOU GET LESS QUALITY WITH THAT TOO

BOTH THE LOST QUANTITY AND THE LOST QUALITY DID GET YOU SOMETHING IN TRADE

HOPE,

UNFORTUNATELY

THAT HOPE AS YOU SHOULD SEE FROM THE MATH ABOVE

IS AN EMPTY SET { }

SO YOU SEE THAT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BENEFIT FROM HELPING YOU INCREASE QUANTITY BY SACRIFICING QUALITY IT SHOULD NEVER MAKE SENSE OR CENTS TO YOU

BUT TO THE MAN OR MEN SELLING THIS FALSE HOPE TO YOU.

IT GUARANTEES THEM STEADY INCOME

WHILE ONLY GUARANTEEING YOU LESS QUALITY OF LIFE LESS QUANTITY OF LIFE AND OH YES BUT WAIT

YOU ALSO GET

UNLIMITED VAPOR HOPE

the fine print does state however that the hope can expire if for some reason

you expire.

How to measure Quality

take the mean of how much pleasure your body feels say on a scale of say 1 to 10 over time say the course of a day.

Quality = AVG ( pleasure_value )

if you want to use the value you get like when someone is in a hospital and s staff member comes by to assess your level of pain also on a scale of 1 to 10

now to convert that pain level to a pleasure Quality value for simplicity

use the below equation

QUALITY = 10 - AVG ( pain_level )

May this arithmetic lesson have been of interest to you.

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Stubiz does not pay - a community ( pronounced K HUM MEW NEAT TEE ) message

This is a free message pronouced ( FAIRY MASSAGE ) from Stubizzers Anonymous pronounced ( STEW BUZZARDS A NUN IS MOOSE )

Doing Stupid business ( pronounced STEW PEED BEES NEST )

means ....

running a stupid business or device supporting a stupid business or device purchasing stupid products frequenting stupid business locations frequenting stupid environments giving attention to hopelessly stupid people

Should you EVER notice one day that you are INFLICTING yourself

by surrounding yourself in any, any combination thereof, or all of the above conditions

We here pronounced ( WEE HEAR ) at SA pronounced ( ASS HAY ) whole heartedly recommend that you consider memorizing our One Step Plan ( pronounced WON STEEP PLANE ) to finding your very own personalized path to freedom pronounced ( FRY DUMB ) which includes a Lifetime Protection Plan pronounced ( your on your own on this one ) from any stupidity that could possibly rub off on you through contamination ( pronounced COUNT ANIMATION ) or by any other forms ( pronounced FOR RUNS ) of contact ( pronounced K ON TACKED )

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Wickedpeedia explanation of the word TOXIC

toxic:

"If you come in contact with a substance either through skin contact or by ingesting it and a bit later you happen to find yourself either throwing up or dead then that substance probably at least contained something within it that was TOXIC."

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We are so powerful, we make the rules

so with that said,

whenever YOU

make a RULE

YOU better be PREPARED

to LIVE BY IT.

AND

if later you should so much as REALIZE

THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE SUCH A CUMBERSOME RULE

YOU

MUST

HAVE THE COURAGE

AND MEEKNESS

TO OBLITERATE IT !!!!!!!!

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Inspirations from quiet time this morning ( thoughts came to me in portuguese )

eu quer deshar algumas inspiracoes em quando lovando em la presenca do Senhor este manan.

1 manipulando idiotas pra acha senhor 2 sempre salvado 3 descansa nu Senhor 4 sol poco fe 5 melhor si morer faz pra alguem

1 pelo a misericorda do Senhor Ele pode usar qualquer methodo incluindo algumas manipulasoes sim peligro pra as idiotas ( o que e toda gente em primeiro incluindo vc e eu ) chegar ao Senhor pra beber a Agua da Vida e ser SALVO !

2 O Primeiro vez que Deus declaro que voce ta SALVO vc NUNCA MAIS PRECISA SER PREOCUPADO COM ISSO PORQUE AGORA QUE JA SALVO VC E SALVO PARA SEMPRE. COMENSA OLHAR AFRENTE E DIMINUA OLHANDO PRA TRAS !

3 descansando nu Senhor e sempre e solmente seu responsibidade. NINGEUM PODE ORDENAR PRA VC FAZER ISSO EM SUA VIDA. VC SOLMENTE PODE CUIDA DE VC MISMO E TAMBEM CUIDA DO SEU RELACIOMENTA COM DEUS. NAO ESCESE DEUS. E NAO ESCESE ESSE FACTO TAMBEM NUNCA !

4 Deus solmente espera Poco Fe de nos pra fez qualquer milagre em nossas vidas. nos somos humano sim capacidade entender todas as coisas em qualquer circumstancia. POR ISSO E MELHOR DESHAR O GRANDE FE PARA DEUS PORQUE SO ELE SABE EL MAIOR DESTINO PRA TODA GENTE E O MUNDO E UNIVERSO MERECENDO A ULTIMA PALAVRA EM NOSSAS CAMINOS !

5 Si voce ta CERTO que vay MORER e MELHOR FAZER COM DIGNIDADE O QUE SEUS ULTIMATE ACTOS SER AJUDANDO SALVAR O VIDA DE ALGUEM PROXIMA DO VOCE. MEU PRIMEIRO ESPOSA E O MELHOR EJEMPLO DO ALGUEM QUE FAZE ISSO E FAZE PARA MIM O MARIDO DO ELA. CLARO ELA AGORA TA COM SENHOR. PODE SER ELA RECEBIR ESSE MESSAGEM LA NU CEU QUE EU AGORA ENTENDER COM AGRADECEMENTO IMFINITUM O PORQUE A ELA FEZ O ULTIMA SACRIFICIO AJUDANDO MINHA VIDA A TE A MORTE. O INTERES DO MEU ESPOSA SEMPRE FUE PARA SALVOME. ENCINAME TODAS AS COISAS ESPIRITUAS. E MOTIVAME PRA JEGAR A LUGAR SIM PELIGRO ONDE EU POSSO CONTINUANDO SEGIUNDO O MEU VERDADEIRO DESTINO. SEMPRE VO TEM RESPEITO E AMOR E SALDADES PRA ELA NAO MAIS RECLAMANDO O PORQUE ELA FEZ ISTO O ISSO SIM ENTENDI. ACEITAMOS COM FE QUE TODA TEMPO NOS CASADO ELA FEZ O MELHOR QUE ES POSSIVEL PRA UM HUMANO PODE AJUDA OTRO HUMANO ESPECIALMENTE INCLUINDO EU O MARIDO DO ELA. TA CERTO ! A TE LOGO, MEU AMOR COM MUITO LAGRIMAS TAMBEM.

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Oxymorons For Thought

oxymorons for thought

coexistent thriving helpful doctors real psychology bad music good noise harmless enemies beautiful distractions free conveniences trusting spouses convoluted logic hidden truths relaxing vacations safe amusement required inconveniences unscented shit your posessions broken hearts good drugs bad touch necessary evil short time limitless resources military intelligence healthy workout overqualified personnel solid support experienced lovers mature adults reliable devices clearly organized consistent operation

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