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What kind of general would ....

expect to WIN THE WAR even EASILY. Meanwhile he prepares his soldiers for battle by BOILING, FRYING, and BAKING his troops !

have the best day of your life today.

have the best day of your life today.

Its already the best day you have. in fact Its the only day you have right now.

Morning Cup of Del 20160118

Even a maturing unicorn will have to scrape the fuzz off his growning (sp?) antler.

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Nurse Nutty: Doctor ! The patients heart is now undergoing fibrilation ! what shall we do now ?

Dr. Dumb: Did you say, "fiber late-tion" ? Poor guy, apparently he was late in getting his fiber this morning.

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Do You believe that reality starts when you open your eyes ? or when you Close Them !

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Want to see Rays of Sun ? ------------------------- spit into a shaft of light coming through a window from the morning sun, say between slats of blinds.

note that the spit hits the rays of "dust" and they frenzy about like piranha to lap up the new falling moisture.

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In your foods and drinks:

Do you prefer -naturinal- flavors ?

or -artifecial- ones ?

Why Custard died.

He didnt even ATTEMPT TO PULL OUT THE INDIANS ARROW

HE JUST GAVE UP AND FELL OVER DEAD.

reference original film of "Custards Last Stand"

Many of your hairs simply never really belonged to You.

How I know that your "p" hairs do Not belong to You. ( I call now call these Public Hairs and the word Public is not mispelled above it is what I believe the code word "Pubic" really means. )

This is what happened tonight on a cold winter day.

Tru this yourself if you like.

I had just finished plucking a good portion of these "p" hairs from around my other "p" and then I had to take the trash out, set the trash bin by the curb, and move my car from the street to the driveway so that mr garbage man doesnt have to workaround my car being an obsticle.

Well I get inside lay down back on the couch with m only my blankets to warm me and lo and behold AND ITS NOT MIRACLE GROW FOLKS ! Lots of new curly long strands of "p" hair have already filled in many of the gaps.

These SUCKERS ARE -AIRPLANTS- FOLKS.

They do not help ourr health at all. They simply enjoy feeding on us and particularly in our "juciest" "tenderest" sweetest and most tastiest locations.

If you happen to be wondering why you have erectile disfunction or why your armpits stink of death or why your thighs are chunky and rotting or why your always scratching your beard or your jock or your pits or your belly or need a back scratching etc. or have gray hair or scalp itch or why you have a pot belly or why people die

THIS IS THEE REASON !!!!!!!!

If you wpuld be courageous and attempt to look younger by getting these consuming hairs GONE instead of seeking Doctors Dentists Surgeons and Cosmetic Plastic Surgeons

Yes I BELIEVE YOU WILL NOT ONLY BEGIN TO LOOK YOUNGER BUT ALL THE UNHEALTHY ACTIVITIES PLAGUING YOU WILL BEGIN TO LEAVE YOU.

BUT YOU MUST REMOVE THESE HAIRS BY THE ROOT AND THIS CAN BE A BIT PAINFUL UNTIL YOU GET USED TO IT

AND YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT IS IN YOUR DIET THAT ACCELERATES THEIR GROWTH AND STOP EATING OR DRINKING IT.

LIKEWISE FIND FOOD AND DRINK THAT DIMISHES THEIR GROWTH AND CONSUME MORE OF THOSE

FINALLY STAY VERY CLEAN LIKE GERM FREE AS BEST AS YOU CAN

KEEP A VERY MILD PURE LIQUID SOAP WITHOUT DYES NEAR YOU AT ALL TIMES.

ANYTIME YOU ITCH APPLY THE SOAP NO WATER JUST RUB IT IN UNTIL IT DRIES ABSORBED INTO THE SKIN.

cat wash yourself more often full shower less often as water on skin is attractive for these bad hairs.

Cold winds and feel of chills and goosebumps MEANS THERE IS A SWARM OF THESE AIRPLANTS AND THEY ARE ATTACKING YOU AND PLANTING THEMSELVES IN ANY OPEN CURRENTLY HAIRLESS SKIN PORE !

so stay covered keep warm and protect your skin well because otherwise YOU HAVE TO DO THE MORE PAINFUL PLUCKING AND PULLING EVEN MORE OFTEN !

Artificial light accelerates the problem.

Foods with natural Vitamin C like Oranges, Limes, and Lemons help deter the problem

Breads crackers and snack food particularly with artificial ingredients including artificial sweeteners are better to be limited.

let your mouth, teeth, and saliva, etc. do as much of the digestive process as possible before finally swallowing what may be left in your mouth.

Have You Ever Wondered why that overhead light has so much Glare ?

Inside that fixture, just behind the light bulbs, you may find a reflective backing made of foil resembling something that lined NASAs Lunar Module.

And supporting it just behind this reflective material is some kind of fiberglass like material.

REMOVE THIS STUFF THOROUGHLY ! TOSS IN GARBAGE Toss garbage in outside trash container as soon as possible.

The reflective material will slowly kill your vision. The glass fibers are brittle and who knows microscopic amounts of the fiber are not blowing around your home and lodging into your lungs.

When removing this murderous device be extremely careful that the brittle fibers DO NOT FALL INTO YOUR EYES.

If some do, be careful how you rub your eyes or flush them out so that you are not making the situation WORSE.

Your tears are very powerfully intelligent to move foreign objects to the corners of the eye including the tear duct where it becomes safer to wipe them out. BE PATIENT. DONT PANIC.

but do get rid of this crap it serves no healthy or real safety purpose.

IT JUST IS NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE.

also you may consider using standard incandescent bulbs if you find flourescent ones. use low wattage bulbs to save your eyes however do insure the light coming from the fixture is sufficient for enough illumination to see well enough for safe movement including seeing obsticles and being able to work to accomplish whatever tasks that you use that room for.

Your Enemys Plan Of Attack

includes separating the head from the rest of the body without evidence.

How ?

That pill you may be swallowing has a mysterious coating or has an outside capsule again of poisonous nature.

Ok boys and girls .... where is the first place the pill strikes when you swallow it ?

THE BACK OF THE THROAT.

I rest my case.

Top Three Reasons We Are Sick

malnutrition

filthy

poor living conditions ( at home or away )

AND THESE THREE REASONS EXIST IN OUR LIVES FOR ONE ALL ECOMPASSING REASON.

THAT IS:

- W E A R E S T U P I D .

If you think you happen to think youre so smart ....

Have you felt around to your own BEHIND lately ?

You may now notice that one or More "TAILS" have started growing there !

You Have Nothing To Fear ....

But YOURSELF.