At some point in the conversation I was comfortable enough to ask her if the "carpet matched the drapes." Without hesitation she answered "Nope, I'm all bare throughout. Way easier to wipe up accidental spills." KEEPER!
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Never let a healthy bowel movement come between you and a good time.
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Did you know that every time you masturbate God kills a Twilight fan? At this rate I believe I have wiped out the entire population of Wibaux, Montana.
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How come producers continue to make documentaries on subjects like, let's say, the 60's. Did something new happen since the last one was made in '07?
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Dr. Kegel was a GENIUS. Just saying.
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I am forming an idea for a sequel to the song "Red Wings" called "Crotch Cannibal." Vegans need not apply.
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The cure for radical terrorism is GETTING LAID. You'd be hard pressed to find one that regularly busts a nut.
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You can find out a lot about yer friends when you visit a whore house. For instance, I ordered a Lewinsky and my friend asked for a Sandusky.
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I'm doing my part during Black Friday by purchasing only locally sourced drugs and hookers.
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TOAD sez: Sobriety is overrated.
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At some point in the conversation I was comfortable enough to ask her if the "carpet matched the drapes." Without hesitation she answered "Nope, I'm all bare throughout. Way easier to wipe up accidental spills." KEEPER!
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TOAD sez
Never let a healthy bowel movement come between you and a good time.
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DYK?
Did you know that every time you masturbate God kills a Twilight fan? At this rate I believe I have wiped out the entire population of Wibaux, Montana.
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Documentaries
How come producers continue to make documentaries on subjects like, let's say, the 60's. Did something new happen since the last one was made in '07?
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Watch Him As He Goes
Dr. Kegel was a GENIUS. Just saying.
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The Sequel
I am forming an idea for a sequel to the song "Red Wings" called "Crotch Cannibal." Vegans need not apply.
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Curing Terrorism
The cure for radical terrorism is GETTING LAID. You'd be hard pressed to find one that regularly busts a nut.
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Going To A Whore House
You can find out a lot about yer friends when you visit a whore house. For instance, I ordered a Lewinsky and my friend asked for a Sandusky.
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Black Friday
I'm doing my part during Black Friday by purchasing only locally sourced drugs and hookers.
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TOAD sez
TOAD sez: Sobriety is overrated.
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