Paper maché sucks. How the hell does flower and water make paper stick together anyways? Apparently rubbing little pieces of stuff in gloopy shit together can beget something pretty. We've tried similar tactics with sophisticated mamas before, and that doesn't seem to work; maybe the shit we use isn't gloopy enough. Perhaps Dorian's is, but he's a little girl and complains about getting his jeans dirty, which makes the rest of us doubt the consistency of his gloop.
We're pretty sure that the last time any of us had to use this stuff was somewhere around 1st grade, and if it was good enough then, it's good enough now. However, the teacher would clean it up when we were done back in those days, despite how ungrateful we always were about it. Man, first graders kinda suck. They get recess three times a day and nap time and shit. Not. Fair. We wish we could have some sexy teachers rubbin our gloopy balloons right now, alas, we must be strong and dry them ourselves.
Show on the 27th at Black Forest, we're all pretty excited about it. We've got a handful of new material that we haven't had a chance to play anyone, so come by and check it out if ya'll have got the time.
Take care of yourselves.
TADC
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Paper maché sucks. How the hell does flower and water make paper stick together anyways? Apparently rubbing little pieces of stuff in gloopy shit together can beget something pretty. We've tried similar tactics with sophisticated mamas before, and that doesn't seem to work; maybe the shit we use isn't gloopy enough. Perhaps Dorian's is, but he's a little girl and complains about getting his jeans dirty, which makes the rest of us doubt the consistency of his gloop.
We're pretty sure that the last time any of us had to use this stuff was somewhere around 1st grade, and if it was good enough then, it's good enough now. However, the teacher would clean it up when we were done back in those days, despite how ungrateful we always were about it. Man, first graders kinda suck. They get recess three times a day and nap time and shit. Not. Fair. We wish we could have some sexy teachers rubbin our gloopy balloons right now, alas, we must be strong and dry them ourselves.
Show on the 27th at Black Forest, we're all pretty excited about it. We've got a handful of new material that we haven't had a chance to play anyone, so come by and check it out if ya'll have got the time.
Take care of yourselves.
TADC
Reply