The Arithmetic Danger Club
Eugene, OR
Electronica/Dance / Progressive / Indie
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During the daytime, Ari, Damion, Eli, and Dorian are your average U of O students. At night, however, when their power rings unite, they become something much, much more: THE ARITHMETIC DANGER CLUB, the electronic progressive indie rock monster that terrorizes the city of Eugene. They have already ravaged and destroyed such venues as The WOW Hall, Diablo's Downtown Lounge, Tiny's Tavern, Agate Hall, and Cozmic Pizza. Be forewarned, this grotesque creature can be distinguished by certain physical abnormalities. Far from human, its two arms resemble the guitar of Ari Werthamer and the bass of Eli Werthamer. Its legs consist of Damion Winship's drumsticks, which lead up to the tom and snare drum genitals. If you were to dare look at the head, you would see the horrible combination of Dorian Aites' guitar, keyboards, and synthesizer. This creature does not travel alone, but brings with it a group of over 40 minions to feed off of any remains. If you ever see something that resembles this creature, please run and hide, there is no way to stop it.



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