Press:

"Its Like A Voyage Through My Psyche"
Dale Winton - News Of The World

"I Find It Helps Me Think"
Osama Bin Laden - Al-Jahab Nibab

"I Used Their CD To Fadge Myself"
Madonna - Album Sleeve "Material Girl"

"Oh Yes, I Remember This..."
Terry Waite - Lebanon Times

"It Brought Me Closer To My Children"
Michael Jackson - Rolling Stone Magazine

"Splaigen Have Helped Me Stay In Touch With My Soul, In A Souless, Eternal Afterlife"
Jade Goody - The Hades Chronicle

"I Laughed So Much I Shat On My Sofa, It's Ruined!"
Dalai Lama - Good Housekeeping

"Its The Music I Played Ulrika"
John Leslie - GMTV

"Listen Closely And You Can Hear The Ocean"
Michael Barrymoore - Financial Times

"Intelligence Suggests They Helped Fund And Train Al-Qaeda, And Assisted Their Search For Nuclear Weapons"
President George W. Bush - White House Press Briefing

"It Iz Like... 'Ow Do You Say?.. Without Vasaline"
Audrey Tatou - The London Evening Standard

"Splaigen Is The Driving Force Behind My Politics"
Barack Obama - The Washington Post

"It Stimulates My Frenulum"
Lord Sebatian Coe - Esquire Magazine

"I Like To Listen To It, Smoking Crack, While Gay Men Lick And Tounge My Anus And Scrotum"
Barack Hussien Obama - Fox News

"The Biggest Threat To Peace In Our Time Since 19 Saudi's Took Flying Lessons"
Jeremy Vine - BBC Panorama

"When I Die, They Can Have The Corpse"
Terry Wogan - Breakfast With Wogan

"I'm Gay, Homosexual Gay. I Like Men Sexually, But Hide It"
Tom Cruise - The New Yorker Magazine

"I Listen To It While Wanking"
Stevie Wonder - Album Sleeve "Hotter Than July"

"Splaigen Is A Big Penis, And We Are All Eight Year Old Boys"
Pope Benidictus VII - CAFOD Newsletter

"Splaigen Is The Reason I Decided To Fist My Own Arse"
Amy Winehouse - Now! Magazine

"They Made Me Think Differently About Necrophilia"
Jeremy Paxman - BBC Newsnight

"If You Listen To It Backwards, You Lock Your Daughter In A Cellar And Repeatedly Rape Her For Years"
Josef Fritzl - Das Fruugen - Austria

"Well, When I First Heard The Album I Knew They Were On To Something..."
Jesus Christ - Book Of Romans 12:6

"They're Officially On Notice"
Stephen Colbert - The Colbert Report

"I Believe In Them"
Bob Geldof - Irish Cock Weekly

"If Music Is AIDs, Then They Are The Cure"
Billie Piper - GQ

"5 Stars - Pure Society Gang Wape"
Jonathna Ross - Film 2007

"It Could Have Cured Me"
Freddie Mercury - AfterLife Today

"Splaigen Is The True Made Up Religion"
L. Ron Hubbard - Scientology Today

"They Are Responsible For A 3C Heat Spike In North Asia, I Am Super, Super Cereal"
Al Gore - Time Magazine

"Take The Best Orgasm One Has Ever Had, And Multiply It By A Dozen, And One Is Not Fucking Close"
H.R.H Queen Elizabeth II - Christmas Speech, 2006

"Splaigen Is A Hate Crime"
Paris Hilton - National Geographic

"Listening To This Music Makes My Dick Hard"
Bruce Forsyth - Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing

"When I Was Injecting Skag Into My Scrotum, It Provided An Apt Sound Track"
Pete Doherty - NME

"It Is Yet Further Proof That Inbreeding Is A Lifestyle Choice"
Boris Johnson - Daily Mail