"Its Like A Voyage Through My Psyche"
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Dale Winton, News Of The World
"I Find It Helps Me Think"
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Osama Bin Laden, Al-Jahab Nibab
"I Used Their CD To Fadge Myself"
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Madonna, Album Sleeve "Material Girl"
"Oh Yes, I Remember This..."
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Terry Waite, Lebanon Times
"It Brought Me Closer To My Children"
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Michael Jackson, Rolling Stone Magazine
"Splaigen Have Helped Me Stay In Touch With My Soul, In A Souless, Eternal Afterlife"
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Jade Goody, The Hades Chronicle
"I Laughed So Much I Shat On My Sofa, It's Ruined!"
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Dalai Lama, Good Housekeeping
"Its The Music I Played Ulrika"
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John Leslie, GMTV
"Listen Closely And You Can Hear The Ocean"
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Michael Barrymoore, Financial Times
"Intelligence Suggests They Helped Fund And Train Al-Qaeda, And Assisted Their Search For Nuclear Weapons"
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President George W. Bush, White House Press Briefing
"It Iz Like... 'Ow Do You Say?.. Without Vasaline"
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Audrey Tatou, The London Evening Standard
"Splaigen Is The Driving Force Behind My Politics"
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Barack Obama, The Washington Post
"It Stimulates My Frenulum"
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Lord Sebatian Coe, Esquire Magazine
"I Like To Listen To It, Smoking Crack, While Gay Men Lick And Tounge My Anus And Scrotum"
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Barack Hussien Obama, Fox News
"The Biggest Threat To Peace In Our Time Since 19 Saudi's Took Flying Lessons"
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Jeremy Vine, BBC Panorama
"When I Die, They Can Have The Corpse"
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Terry Wogan, Breakfast With Wogan
"I'm Gay, Homosexual Gay. I Like Men Sexually, But Hide It"
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Tom Cruise, The New Yorker Magazine
"I Listen To It While Wanking"
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Stevie Wonder, Album Sleeve "Hotter Than July"
"Splaigen Is A Big Penis, And We Are All Eight Year Old Boys"
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Pope Benidictus VII, CAFOD Newsletter
"Splaigen Is The Reason I Decided To Fist My Own Arse"
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Amy Winehouse, Now! Magazine
"They Made Me Think Differently About Necrophilia"
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Jeremy Paxman, BBC Newsnight
"If You Listen To It Backwards, You Lock Your Daughter In A Cellar And Repeatedly Rape Her For Years"
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Josef Fritzl, Das Fruugen - Austria
"Well, When I First Heard The Album I Knew They Were On To Something..."
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Jesus Christ , Book Of Romans 12:6
"They're Officially On Notice"
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"I Believe In Them"
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Bob Geldof, Irish Cock Weekly
"If Music Is AIDs, Then They Are The Cure"
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Billie Piper, GQ
"5 Stars - Pure Society Gang Wape"
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Jonathna Ross, Film 2007
"It Could Have Cured Me"
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Freddie Mercury, AfterLife Today
"Splaigen Is The True Made Up Religion"
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L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology Today
"They Are Responsible For A 3C Heat Spike In North Asia, I Am Super, Super Cereal"
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Al Gore, Time Magazine
"Take The Best Orgasm One Has Ever Had, And Multiply It By A Dozen, And One Is Not Fucking Close"
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H.R.H Queen Elizabeth II, Christmas Speech, 2006
"Splaigen Is A Hate Crime"
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Paris Hilton, National Geographic
"Listening To This Music Makes My Dick Hard"
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Bruce Forsyth, Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing
"When I Was Injecting Skag Into My Scrotum, It Provided An Apt Sound Track"
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Pete Doherty, NME
"It Is Yet Further Proof That Inbreeding Is A Lifestyle Choice"
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Boris Johnson, Daily Mail
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