Press:

“I danced so hard now I can't feel my part to which is private to most of the thinking people out there . Kool beats !”
Ms Kuya Luya - Sensual Dance

“listening to this group made us feel young again! We are dancing in heaven . tra la la . tra la la . . tra la la!”
Knock Knock Love - Graveyard Weekly : Heaven Closes It's Door

“My left toe is squinching (if there's such a word), lifting me up like a ballerina, bloated on French Fries, twirling dancing to Situatist the Love Machine. ”
Miss Plum and Her Dancing Troupe - Losing Weight Fantasies Magazine

“We tip toed to have a better listen, but he caught us nonetheless, With out pants doWns . not a pretty sight. Anyway, we love him and he loves us much . Hip Hip Hooray!”
Mrs Chinflaps - Senior Homes Organization on The Article - 'Rejuvenating Sexual Escapades"

“WE LOVE YOU !!! YOU ROCK !! ”
Toronto Star Advert. - Van Halen Lends Groupie By The Hour

“Vortex, the latest butt itch! Don't look at me while scratching it. . . . Don't! ”
Ms Nona Crusted Wedgie - Humanity and It's Underwear

“why are we here and listening to these @#%$? ? ? no! don't u look at me.”
Derek Stub - Fingers Pointing Magazine

“We are having fun here . Head banging in dreams, 'moshpitting' it, in the name of brotherhood....”
Derek Poom Poom - Music 4 Low IQ : In Denial

“I closed my eyes, and listen to Gallery, couldn't opened them for two weeks.....”
Miss Shut Face - Cluttered Magazine

“I am a seventy year old woman from Idaho, and I love that song To Be With You, I am dancing like a harem girls, woohooo...”
Mrs Chew Gum Rodney - OLD IS COOL Magazine

“I am listening to Nouveau and I walked around like 'what her name again? that model? oh yes Kate Moss , these days.. just can't help it.. I feel beautiful.”
Big Momma - Fat Ladies With Shoes Two Sizes Smaller Magazine

“I was a hair dresser back in '95 . Was trimming somebody hair and Grace came up on the radio. The customer moved to the rhythm of the music and I cut his left ear accidently . The song breathe for blood.. . I don't like him. ”
Cynthia Hatred ( real name is Cynthia Bigface ) - Don't Like Publications

“I have read his blog and man, this guy is truly got knocked upside his head . Regrets? Yes regretted the fact I read it , worse, to understand what he's saying . Wait, what does that make me? umm.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ”
Author of How to Sail With Minimal Underwears with A group of People : TerryMush - Boats Weekly

“I tip toed on the way to work listening to his music... afraid that I would miss a beat.”
Fatima Stones - Runners Monthly

“Circles, let me find myself . I was lost now I am found by somebody that I don't even know . I can't remember what's his name, and he's sleeping right next to me this minute.”
Miss Bawal ( the columnist ) - Whores Weekly

“Close the damn door, will ya? Ask me later!”
Luciana Reng Reng - Toilet Door Publications

“Watch where you clickin' yer mouse, dear boy!, you might just get rabies!”
Tongo Bull Bull - Disease Control Monthly

“Who are you again?”
Patient 51043 - Mental Hospital Weekly

“Let's talk of the big words. I don't think he knows what he is singing about . But you can't deny his passion. ”
Buddha - Religions Today

“Cried my tears, wipe my ass, and move on with life.”
Mrs Green Thumbs UpYours - Simple Gardening Magazine

“This guy is so full of himself. Who the heck he thinks he is? That song Gallery, well.. I DON"T LIKE IT!!”
Steven Pull-Up - New York Times

“She didn't stop dancing,and she is like 74 year old, I think it was that song Desire that 'konked' her out. She is alright now though, although every time that music is on, she grinds the hospital bed.”
A Nurse in Hospital St Big Eyes.

“Something is missing and only later on I realized that it was my intelligence since I listened to all the songs AND not complaining about them.”
Derek Donedeal - Einstein's Palm Magazine

“I was like, listening to kewl song, like, it was great, right, and then I put my deodorant on, and like, it was Strawberry and as soon as that song, Bold came on, the deodorant smelt like Fried Beans, I was like, Oh My Gawd! I shook my head and screamed, Hey! Funkay Music! Woohooo!”
Miss Frizz Pit - Teen Magazine

“It's always about you , you , you, ain't it?! .”
Dr Dung Face - Phsychology Today

“I screamed like a little girl!”
Wang A Lang Ding Dong - Screamers Weekly

“Huh!?”
Dr PullMyFinger - High IQ Bi-Weekly

“Short Corners made me bumps into things, but it don't matter since I will get there anyway, eventually .”
Ring Ring Editorial - Short People Weekly

“How that song goes again, Ta Da La La Ta Da? Darn! Stomp! Wunga Love Wunga!”
Wunga gah Wunga - New Straits Times, Papua New Guinea

“Shook everything I have, and now I have none left . Worth every shakes!”
Fifty Cents Mother - Dollar Bills News

“Monochrome is da bomb!”
Jimmy By The Cliff's sister - Terrorist Daily

“Put on my retro 70's clothes and nothing fit . I feel depressed .”
Jimmy By The Cliff - Ganja News

“Right On. Yea. Oh Yea! Wohoooo...”
Fat Momma - Fit Body Publications

“My knuckles, knocked . My toes, curled . My libido, humped . It's the new dance!”
Munah Sewel - Cross Eyes Publication Today

“Don't sleep while listening to this guy . You might not know that you already awake ...”
Big Ass Redneck - Large Underwears Magazine

“What Crap Are These?”
Andrea Bull - Real Dumb News