“I danced so hard now I can't feel my part to which is private to most of the thinking people out there . Kool beats !”
“listening to this group made us feel young again! We are dancing in heaven . tra la la . tra la la .
tra la la!”
Graveyard Weekly : Heaven Closes It's Door
“My left toe is squinching (if there's such a word), lifting me up like a ballerina, bloated on French Fries, twirling dancing to Situatist the Love Machine.
Losing Weight Fantasies Magazine
“WE LOVE YOU !!! YOU ROCK !!
Van Halen Lends Groupie By The Hour
“why are we here and listening to these @#%$? ? ? no! don't u look at me.”
Fingers Pointing Magazine
“We are having fun here . Head banging in dreams, 'moshpitting' it, in the name of brotherhood....”
Music 4 Low IQ : In Denial
“I am a seventy year old woman from Idaho, and I love that song To Be With You, I am dancing like a harem girls, woohooo...”
OLD IS COOL Magazine
“I am listening to Nouveau and I walked around like 'what her name again? that model? oh yes Kate Moss , these days.. just can't help it.. I feel beautiful.”
Fat Ladies With Shoes Two Sizes Smaller Magazine
“I was a hair dresser back in '95 . Was trimming somebody hair and Grace came up on the radio. The customer moved to the rhythm of the music and I cut his left ear accidently . The song breathe for blood..
I don't like him.
Don't Like Publications
“I tip toed on the way to work listening to his music... afraid that I would miss a beat.”
“Circles, let me find myself . I was lost now I am found by somebody that I don't even know . I can't remember what's his name, and he's sleeping right next to me this minute.”
“Close the damn door, will ya? Ask me later!”
Toilet Door Publications
“Watch where you clickin' yer mouse, dear boy!, you might just get rabies!”
Disease Control Monthly
“Who are you again?”
Mental Hospital Weekly
“Let's talk of the big words. I don't think he knows what he is singing about . But you can't deny his passion.
“Cried my tears, wipe my ass, and move on with life.”
Simple Gardening Magazine
“She didn't stop dancing,and she is like 74 year old, I think it was that song Desire that 'konked' her out. She is alright now though, although every time that music is on, she grinds the hospital bed.”
— A Nurse in Hospital St Big Eyes.
“Something is missing and only later on I realized that it was my intelligence since I listened to all the songs AND not complaining about them.”
Einstein's Palm Magazine
“I was like, listening to kewl song, like, it was great, right, and then I put my deodorant on, and like, it was Strawberry and as soon as that song, Bold came on, the deodorant smelt like Fried Beans, I was like, Oh My Gawd! I shook my head and screamed, Hey! Funkay Music! Woohooo!”
“How that song goes again, Ta Da La La Ta Da? Darn! Stomp! Wunga Love Wunga!”
New Straits Times, Papua New Guinea
“Shook everything I have, and now I have none left . Worth every shakes!”
Dollar Bills News
“Monochrome is da bomb!”
“Put on my retro 70's clothes and nothing fit . I feel depressed .”
“Right On. Yea. Oh Yea! Wohoooo...”
Fit Body Publications
“My knuckles, knocked . My toes, curled . My libido, humped . It's the new dance!”
Cross Eyes Publication Today
“Don't sleep while listening to this guy . You might not know that you already awake ...”
Large Underwears Magazine
“What Crap Are These?”
Real Dumb News