“I am a seventy year old woman from Idaho, and I love that song To Be With You, I am dancing like a harem girls, woohooo...”
— Mrs Chew Gum Rodney,OLD IS COOL Magazine
“I am listening to Nouveau and I walked around like 'what her name again? that model? oh yes Kate Moss , these days.. just can't help it.. I feel beautiful.”
— Big Momma,Fat Ladies With Shoes Two Sizes Smaller Magazine
“I was a hair dresser back in '95 . Was trimming somebody hair and Grace came up on the radio. The customer moved to the rhythm of the music and I cut his left ear accidently . The song breathe for blood..
I don't like him.
— Cynthia Hatred ( real name is Cynthia Bigface ),Don't Like Publications
“She didn't stop dancing,and she is like 74 year old, I think it was that song Desire that 'konked' her out. She is alright now though, although every time that music is on, she grinds the hospital bed.”
— A Nurse in Hospital St Big Eyes.
“Something is missing and only later on I realized that it was my intelligence since I listened to all the songs AND not complaining about them.”
— Derek Donedeal,Einstein's Palm Magazine
“I was like, listening to kewl song, like, it was great, right, and then I put my deodorant on, and like, it was Strawberry and as soon as that song, Bold came on, the deodorant smelt like Fried Beans, I was like, Oh My Gawd! I shook my head and screamed, Hey! Funkay Music! Woohooo!”