“I danced so hard now I can't feel my part to which is private to most of the thinking people out there . Kool beats !”
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Ms Kuya Luya, Sensual Dance
“listening to this group made us feel young again! We are dancing in heaven . tra la la . tra la la .
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tra la la!”
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Knock Knock Love, Graveyard Weekly : Heaven Closes It's Door
“My left toe is squinching (if there's such a word), lifting me up like a ballerina, bloated on French Fries, twirling dancing to Situatist the Love Machine.
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Miss Plum and Her Dancing Troupe, Losing Weight Fantasies Magazine
“WE LOVE YOU !!! YOU ROCK !!
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Toronto Star Advert., Van Halen Lends Groupie By The Hour
“why are we here and listening to these @#%$? ? ? no! don't u look at me. ”
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Derek Stub , Fingers Pointing Magazine
“We are having fun here . Head banging in dreams, 'moshpitting' it, in the name of brotherhood....”
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Derek Poom Poom, Music 4 Low IQ : In Denial
“I am a seventy year old woman from Idaho, and I love that song To Be With You, I am dancing like a harem girls, woohooo...”
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Mrs Chew Gum Rodney, OLD IS COOL Magazine
“I am listening to Nouveau and I walked around like 'what her name again? that model? oh yes Kate Moss , these days.. just can't help it.. I feel beautiful.”
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Big Momma , Fat Ladies With Shoes Two Sizes Smaller Magazine
“I was a hair dresser back in '95 . Was trimming somebody hair and Grace came up on the radio. The customer moved to the rhythm of the music and I cut his left ear accidently . The song breathe for blood..
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I don't like him.
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Cynthia Hatred ( real name is Cynthia Bigface ) , Don't Like Publications
“I tip toed on the way to work listening to his music... afraid that I would miss a beat.”
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Fatima Stones, Runners Monthly
“Circles, let me find myself . I was lost now I am found by somebody that I don't even know . I can't remember what's his name, and he's sleeping right next to me this minute. ”
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Miss Bawal ( the columnist ), Whores Weekly
“Close the damn door, will ya? Ask me later!”
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Luciana Reng Reng, Toilet Door Publications
“Watch where you clickin' yer mouse, dear boy!, you might just get rabies!”
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Tongo Bull Bull, Disease Control Monthly
“Who are you again?”
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Patient 51043, Mental Hospital Weekly
“Let's talk of the big words. I don't think he knows what he is singing about . But you can't deny his passion.
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Buddha, Religions Today
“Cried my tears, wipe my ass, and move on with life.”
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Mrs Green Thumbs UpYours, Simple Gardening Magazine
“She didn't stop dancing,and she is like 74 year old, I think it was that song Desire that 'konked' her out. She is alright now though, although every time that music is on, she grinds the hospital bed.”
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A Nurse in Hospital St Big Eyes.
“Something is missing and only later on I realized that it was my intelligence since I listened to all the songs AND not complaining about them.”
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Derek Donedeal, Einstein's Palm Magazine
“I was like, listening to kewl song, like, it was great, right, and then I put my deodorant on, and like, it was Strawberry and as soon as that song, Bold came on, the deodorant smelt like Fried Beans, I was like, Oh My Gawd! I shook my head and screamed, Hey! Funkay Music! Woohooo!”
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Miss Frizz Pit , Teen Magazine
“How that song goes again, Ta Da La La Ta Da? Darn! Stomp! Wunga Love Wunga!”
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Wunga gah Wunga, New Straits Times, Papua New Guinea
“Shook everything I have, and now I have none left . Worth every shakes!”
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Fifty Cents Mother, Dollar Bills News
“Monochrome is da bomb! ”
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Jimmy By The Cliff's sister, Terrorist Daily
“Put on my retro 70's clothes and nothing fit . I feel depressed .”
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Jimmy By The Cliff , Ganja News
“Right On. Yea. Oh Yea! Wohoooo...”
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Fat Momma , Fit Body Publications
“My knuckles, knocked . My toes, curled . My libido, humped . It's the new dance!”
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Munah Sewel , Cross Eyes Publication Today
“Don't sleep while listening to this guy . You might not know that you already awake ...”
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Big Ass Redneck, Large Underwears Magazine
“What Crap Are These?”
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Andrea Bull, Real Dumb News
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