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Todays Neu Deal

Loving is simply Living with an "O"

Dont wait till the fruit spoils. That is how "come" You get headaches. Eat Before its over ripe.

NOTHING. I repeat N O T H I N G is malfunctioning ........ You Are Under Stress STRESS spelled eh-tee-tee-eh-see-kay

Always choose Quality !

You can find good quality in some reasonable quantity but always remember that you cannot get exceptional quality in unlimited quantity.

Give a man a fish

and he eats for a day Teach a man to fish And he can eat every day. Teach many men to fish and you will have someone to give you a fish in return Every day so You wont have to go fishing any more.

Secret to Life

SECRET TO LIFE

EAT AN ORANGE IN THE MORNING.  ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE GETTING *REAL* HONEST TO GOD VITAMIN C.  DO NOT TRUST ANY PILLS POWDERS OR JUICES THEY ALL LIE AND HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO OFFER.  THEN FOR BREAKFAST EAT LIKE A KING, HAVE GRILLED FISH LIKE COD.  AND A SIDE OF COLE SLAW.  I NOW SOLVED MY EATING NUTRUITION PROBLEM JUST THIS MORNING !

Do Not underestimate the Margaritaville Curse !

You stand to lose Much More than just your "shaker of salt" !

On occasion

The Right Glass of Wine will keep The Boogie Man away.

Whos Really Watching Your Back ?

NO ONE ! In fact, you ought to take a good look at it if you have grown unfamiliar with it. It may be riddled with pock marks, pimples, and foreign hairs the likes you may never have seen or noticed before. CRAP LIKE THIS FOLKS IS SLOWLY CONTRIBUTING TO YOUR DEMISE MUCH LIKE OTHER INDICATORS I HAVE MENTIONED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

IF YOU DONT TAKE ARE OF YOUR BODY, YOU SIMPLY WONT HAVE A BODY TO TAKE CARE OF !

Better get used to "tap" water ...

Cause otherwise theyll be playing "Taps" for You sooner than You Think !

Whats in Your Pillow ?

Many of mine are filled with stuffing that belongs in a landfill and not on your bed !

This land is Supposed to be Your Land

Oil rigs dont have to be huge towers. In fact, most are very small. Take a look in the mirror at your face and Hair ! Perhaps You will Recognize Them ! Now do you see How your Natural Resources are Disappearing ??