Who'd ever imagine a chance meeting in a liquor store would lead to such musical beauty! But it's not every day you find yourself in line at the Alcoholic Beverage Comission on 15-501 in Durham and you notice that three other people in line are also buying Ouzo. Of course, a conversation started, and then some drinking, and then a band was formed. This being 2007, the first action of the band was to take out a myspace page, and the first thought was "The Ouzo". But they found it too hard to spell. And so, they settled on The Vodka. Unfortuantely, the next morning, they realized that their proofreading skills had been impaired. Teh Vodak shall ever after be their name. The four aquired instruments, thus making them what is called a "quartet". While they started out playing covers of Devo, Gang of Four and Wire, within days they were writing their own music. And they liked it! And so do the people! Teh people are never rong.