“Did you have jalapeños drowned in vodka, instead of cereals in milk for breakfast, this morning? Do you knock yourself out with a war hammer at night, instead of waiting till you fall asleep naturally? Do you drive a friggin’ bat mobile to work? Is your favorite dish deep fried babies? In other words: do you like to take it all a bit more towards the extreme? In terms of extremity, which is of course a given when you’re dealing with Extreme Metal, Scaphist takes you the extra mile. Think action packed, highly violent Brutal Death on steroids and suffering from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder”

“Scaphist's tunes are "...dark, relentless, and unforgivingly evil and it turns riffs into low, heavy and buzzing slurs of chords and grinds eardrums down to their constituent molecules. Like all of the rest about this band’s music, it’s not for the faint of heart either."”