This unique blend of natural entheogenic botanicals has been clinically proven to expand your consciousness and cleanse the epiphysis cerebri, leaving you feeling smooth, silky and refreshed. Strollo utlizes high frequency wailing to stimulate follicle growth, causing the hair to stand on end so that Tedro can calibrate the epipdidymal metabolome with low-frequency vibration. Paulo electronically reprograms the ribosome to improve keratin bond structure and overall resiliance toward environmental damage. Apply liberally to wet hair and massage into scalp. Rage out and remove skin from face. Rinse, Repeat.