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The Reverend Jonny Flash / Press

"WOW why do people as shit as you even bother... You realize you're shit, yes? Yeah, I bet you do. "

altifan - You Tube

"Sadly, you're not the worst looking woman I've seen."

Justin Whitley - Random "Fan"

“it's total chaos perpetrated by complete and utter radness!”

Fan Review

“Jonny Flash was not able to pick up my dirt and lint.”

Kimberly Freeman - One-Eyed Doll

“This Jonny Flash is advertised on TV to pick up a refrigerator but is total junk! The head falls off continually... plus he already has a hole and I cannot find anyplace to get a replacement... what a ripoff!!!”

Kimberly Freeman - One-Eyed Doll

“What a total piece of worthless crap! Although Jonny Flash is strong, he is far too heavy to be practical... he has no suction power as an upright! I too have been ripped off...”

Kimberly Freeman - One-Eyed Doll