It was exciting news to be chosen out of hundreds of submissions to be among the five finalists on the Howard Stern Show Band Contest competing for a grand prize of $5000. They took great care of our travel as well as all our expenses and booked us into the Crown Royal Plaza Hotel on Time Square in New York City – walking distance to Howard’s studio. With a massive lack of sleep and still drunk from the night before, God Srtymourjn and I showed up at 7AM at the Sirius Radio Studio ready to do whatever it took to be a part of the competition. Nobody expected that we’d have to sing into a microphone attached to Sal’s penis in order to get a shot on the grand prize. Howard asked me: “will you sing into Sal’s cock?” To cover up my disgust for the whole thing, I answered mockingly “I know how much Sal would appreciate that, so I’ll do it for you buddy.” After all, all the five bands agreed to be a part of this so-called Cockyoke.
After my performance of “Drink, Drink, Drink” Howard yelled out loud “Nice job, holy fuck you’re doing great. What the hell?” He goes on with “Where do we find these guys” while Robin interrupts: “I don’t know why American Idol is beating the bushes.” Howard: “It seems pretty easy to find talent. Just get a cock and five grand. What is this song about; drinking?” to which I responded with, “How did you figure that one out?” Howard compliments my performance with another “nice job,” and says enthusiastically, “All you motherfuckers can sing and do all this shit. Fuck you all - you’re all talented. Really, this is a very impressive contest besides the fact that it’s a cock.” He then moved us on to the final two acts.
Even though we didn’t win the finals, we had a great fun time and walked away with another compliment from Howard Stern, pointing out “God Tronk, I think you got something man!”
Thank you Howard, Robin, Sal, Jason, Steve and the whole Howard Stern Show crew for having us, we had a blast!!!.
Rock on,
God Tronk Inrubas
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The God on the Howard Stern Show
It was exciting news to be chosen out of hundreds of submissions to be among the five finalists on the Howard Stern Show Band Contest competing for a grand prize of $5000. They took great care of our travel as well as all our expenses and booked us into the Crown Royal Plaza Hotel on Time Square in New York City – walking distance to Howard’s studio. With a massive lack of sleep and still drunk from the night before, God Srtymourjn and I showed up at 7AM at the Sirius Radio Studio ready to do whatever it took to be a part of the competition. Nobody expected that we’d have to sing into a microphone attached to Sal’s penis in order to get a shot on the grand prize. Howard asked me: “will you sing into Sal’s cock?” To cover up my disgust for the whole thing, I answered mockingly “I know how much Sal would appreciate that, so I’ll do it for you buddy.” After all, all the five bands agreed to be a part of this so-called Cockyoke.
After my performance of “Drink, Drink, Drink” Howard yelled out loud “Nice job, holy fuck you’re doing great. What the hell?” He goes on with “Where do we find these guys” while Robin interrupts: “I don’t know why American Idol is beating the bushes.” Howard: “It seems pretty easy to find talent. Just get a cock and five grand. What is this song about; drinking?” to which I responded with, “How did you figure that one out?” Howard compliments my performance with another “nice job,” and says enthusiastically, “All you motherfuckers can sing and do all this shit. Fuck you all - you’re all talented. Really, this is a very impressive contest besides the fact that it’s a cock.” He then moved us on to the final two acts.
Even though we didn’t win the finals, we had a great fun time and walked away with another compliment from Howard Stern, pointing out “God Tronk, I think you got something man!”
Thank you Howard, Robin, Sal, Jason, Steve and the whole Howard Stern Show crew for having us, we had a blast!!!.
Rock on,
God Tronk Inrubas
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