too long sparks is huddling quietly in his basement studio in fear of his drunken wife who plods ever so passive aggressively around the floor above. she has a strange new work schedule and has been up for nearly 24 hours. too long sparks must mentally review his gestures and words and other actions before birthing them in the presence of his small but fierce drunken life partner. all too long sparks wants to do is dwell in his headphones for a bit. it's not too much to ask but the wife is most surely taking it as some kind of spitefulness. this is my life now and i must adjust.
So. Your curiosity or utter boredom has brought you to the blog portion of this page. You seek a more intimate look at too long sparks. It is my pleasure to indulge you. At this moment, too long sparks is eating pistachios and drinking a Rainier tall boy while a Beatles documentary plays in the backround. The snoring partner of too long sparks lay beside him sawing log after dreamy log. A kitten has just returned from the woods after an encounter with a skunk and has been barred from reentering the bedroom. There are bats looping through the porch light and bears rustling in the bush. too long sparks will surely write a song about these things and you can say you were present at the moment of inspiration.