69 Questions ...and more

What the hell, I'll bite. Let's have some laughs.

1) Does your ex have a job? Apparently.

where's question number 2? I second that.

3) What were you doing before filling out this survey? Watching a peculiar reality dating show starring a tranny named- of all things- Calpernia. Saints preserve us. And I'm hunting for client leads.

4) How late did you stay up last night? why? I stayed up until the liquor and drugs took over. I don't remember when that was. Ignorance is bliss?

5) What was the first thing you thought this morning? Christ it's a Monday.

6) What are you going to do this friday? Ritual sacrifice. And then maybe a pizza.

7) Do you still talk to the first person you kissed? I don't even remember the first person I kissed.

8) What is the best thing about your current job? It gives me a lot of schedule flexibility.

9) Are you Irish in any way? Well I don't have the curse, if that's what you're getting at.

10) Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Why would talking about sex make me uncomfortable?

11) Do you keep saying your gonna hang out with someone but haven't yet? It's sort of my modus operandi. Not on purpose. I'm sort of scatterbrained. I've always got too many plates in the air at once.

12) Ever kissed someone younger than you? With tongue?

13) Older than you? I once slept with a guy who was probably about 15 years older than me, but he kept calling me Daddy. That really didn't fly. I was like, "you could be MY daddy, I'm not calling you daddy." Chauncey didn't like him.

14) Where's the last place that you slept besides your own bed? The floor of my living room, I think.

15) Are you happy right now? I'm pretty alright.

16) What color are your eyes? Kind of hazel/brown.

17) Whats your weakness? Garlic. It's like heroin to me.

18) Who/what do you hate currently? The cult of celebrity.

19) Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night? I'm lucky if I get a solid four hours of sleep a night. I toss and turn a lot. Sleeping in my bed is like being waterboarded.

20) When is your birthday? August 13th

21) Could you handle being in the military? Fuck no.

22) Are you afraid of the dark? Not the dark, so much as when I suspect there might be someone hiding in it.

23) Ever talked to someone that was drunk? It's a daily indignity.

24) Why do you think relationships fail? Because people lie.

25) Did you have a dream last night? I did.

26) Have you ever crawled through a window? And thrown more than a few things through them, I should think.

27) Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl? It's becoming a punchline.

28) Currently wanting anything? Financial stability.

29) What are you excited for? The beginning of the end.

Read the rest at Drioux's blog on MySpace.

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