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Dru-Ha Baby / Blog

Its Hard Out There

So ive been accused of being oversexed! Well not verbally but I have had plenty of women give me signs over the years. Shit my highschool girlfriend wont call me cause shes scared what the dick will do to her! Im in California and shes in Miami!(i was just trying to catch up seeing as we havent talked inlike ten years,and i figured the cool off period was over!?) My ex broke up with me this summer cause I went home to Miami and she was just picturing me "cheating on her with a bunch of hot young latin chicks" so when I get back to Los Angeles paint me suprised to see that she wants to go right back into the relationship and when Im hesitant she decides we should be friends. So im cool with it, till three days into that adveture we slip while watching tv on the couch and end up having grate make up sex! So when she invites me over for dinner that Sunday night I get slighty frisky and pinch her butt while shes fixxing my plate! Only to get put in my place and told that" I wasnt invited over for sex and that she couldnt handle that pressure" since then we barely comunicate on phone no face to face even though she lives three blocks away!Another Women I used to see for three years,in a casually open relationship went crazy on me one night and told me "I made her feel like a hoe because she couldnt satisy my sexual appetite" all this because I offered to take her out for martini later in the week to see her again since she brought me to sushi and I had to run to the studio to get some work done! Since then she calls me like a scared twelve year old always saying she want to see me! but not have sex! when I say sure she finds away to back out "cause everytime she sees me its leads to sex" its not your faults thats just how it is ive heard that once or twice stamped a bad boy somewhere along the way I cant shake the image! Dont get me wrong Im not trying to settle down but chicks my age are scared to be around me less they be called hoes or stupid for getting played so all this and im still preety broke imagine if I had doe! i tell you what meng, DJAY was right"ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP"

CHRONICLES OF LOS ANGELES LIFE!

The city of Los Angeles is swarming with walking contradictions from the metro sexual fashion to everything being a fad so you ended up dressing like a metro sexual just to get into the club! Of course chicks love it until they realize your jeans are so tight they have to give your dick cpr before they give you head later on that night cause your jeans had your member in the figure four while you were bumping around a over crowded club fighting to get an overpriced beverage! All in hopes of bumping into a celebrity...rewind !!!! you got to get into the club so its saturday night at about seven and your in the shower getting ready to go to the club by 9 or 9:30 because you got yourself on the guest list that expires by 10 and the highlight of the bouncers night is telling you dressed like a metro to go to some fag joint down the street, and then you and your boys dressed like tools are forced rush back to west side and crash some bar or lounge were you are preety much a regular and eveyones wondering why your looking so overdressed and you just made last call at 1:30. Welcome to LA, EITHER resort to house parties or highschool curfews enforced by the city!!!!fuck it Vegas is three hours and fifteen minutes away ill see you there!!!!EVERYBODY HIT THE CLUB