Press:

“Prophetnoise died in a freak pogo stick accident!”
Bill O'Reilly - Celebrity Death Hoax Magazine

“Prophetnoise's bass is so deep, only the Mariana Trench can hold it!”
Prophetnoise - Oceanic Bass and Peer Review

“I'm certain Prophetnoise is following me. Look! Did you see him? Right there!”
Who wants to know? - Paranoid Magazine

“Prophetnoise's music keeps my people obedient and submissive!”
Kim Jong-il - Despot Life Magazine

“Purebred awesome!”
Prophetnoise - Noise Fancy Magazine

“We hate Prophetnoise! Boooo Prophetnoise!”
Some loser chump. - International Chumps and Loser Weekly

“If it wasn't for Prophetnoise, i would have stopped listening to music. Thanks Prophetnoise!”
Prophetnoise - Prophetnoise Quarterly

“Prophetnoise is fucking BASS!”
Prophetnoise - Modern Prophetnoise

“The Portland Music Media is a crock of shit.”
Prophetnoise - Prophetnoise and Ammo Magazine