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Hometown: Chicago, IL
Label: Unsigned
Management: Rim Nickels
Website: www.myspace.com
Genre: Comedy
"With his trademark fedora, SMB Jones, as his fans have heard him called, stands for butts.
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He is the self proclaimed Creator of the Butthole Beat, and Canada's Greatest Musician. He had one hit in 1994 with "I Gotta Butt". It was subsequently used in commercials for Ontario Carpet Co.
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He started at the age of 15, in Canadian years, when he played songs in the orphange neighboring the one where he grew up in Toronto's famed secret Orphan's Row.
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It is perhaps this upbringing is the reason for the man's inability to keep stability in his life, musically or professionally. His band has changed numbers several times and now Jones is solo.
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We sat down for an interview with "The Jones". He stood up and walked away.
" 私のbutthole"をくんくんかぎなさい; ジョーンズは私達を大きい点分娩した。 作る本当頬の底についての音楽をあるボディにある。 女性はバットの欠陥についてのこの人そして彼の黙想の知って幸せである。
Dark Nisei - 月例バット崇拝物
“His performance went from 7:30 - 10:30.”
Rutherford P Malcom - Blythwood Memorial Rest Stop
"SNIFF MY BUTTHOLE" showed up 5 hours late for his show, and everyone ws gone by the time he took the stage. Unapologetically, he plyaed 2 and a half songs, and ordered a cheeseburger to go. The kitchen was closed, so went home.
Peter Neon - Saucy Paper Inquiry
“Where to start. "Sniff My Butthole" Jones reminds me your brother got drunk and crashed your dad's car, and got kicked out of the house, but then came back for Christmas. And then got drunk again. This guy's a wreck.”
Ms. Maggie Killemall - Mittens on Mars, DIY Knitting for the 21st C
“Awright geeezzaa! I saw Sniff My Butthole Jones last Monday, an' 'e was great! He sang songs abaaaht butts, an' 'e got everyone dancing. He kept 'is 'ead cken' n dovered so I couldn't really see 'im. As soon as 'is set was ken' n dover 'e was gone, an' quick as 'e came about. Sorted mate.”
Connor Tweedy - Figs and Twigs, Adam and Eve it!
"Sniff my Butthole" Jones' sound can best be described as life changing. He stands up for butts when no one else is brave enough to do so. Mr. Jones captivated my audience, and drank all of our Orange Julius.If he is reading this, the pen you borrowed is not mine. I need it back.
Prance Meuller - What's Cookin'? with Prance
"Then, we got a rarwe treat. "Sniff My Butthole" Jones, in town for his NewYears Hiway Butts-travaganza, showed up near teh end of the night. Ever the Butt Gentleman, Jones took the stage. Managment is still waiting for him to return it. Please contact Jerry as soon as possible. 249-0309."
Jerry T.- Manager - Hot Potato Bar And Grille
""Sniff My Butthole" Jones has released his newest album, because no one else would. Recorded about four years ago, in Jones' native English tongue, with some of the Buttsniffers, it is a theme album. This one's all about buts-- And so is this reviewer!"
Davon Fillmor - The Harrington Haps
“Every once in a while stars align out there in the Butt Universe and you can get a MEGA STAR like Sniff My Butthole Jones on the Psychobabble Radio Show.
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Mikey - psychobabbleradio.com
“<<DS>>: How would you go about describing the sound you get at present?
<<SMBJ>>: What??
....(Excerpt from a 1996 interview in the Dollar Saver circular.)”
Dollar Saver Circular
