“This is brillant !!!”
“Great music. You are a great artist!”
“There is a bin with everyone's name on it. Except Bartholomew Bzzzzzggggllllnnnnfffft.
Because nobody knows how to spell his name properly.”
The Czech's in the Mail.
“You can lead a horse to water but you can't rollerskate in Parliament House without the approval of the Whip, the Speaker and at least seven signatures from the Caucus And something about This is Alright.”
Glands and Hamburgers.
“I was listening to Song for George Smith when I realised the electric kettle needed mending. Thank you, Malcolm Ian Connell!”
Sniff it and see.
“Can you imagine what it must be like to be this guy??? The sheer, utterly terrifying TEDIUM!!!”
Crouch, Run, Jump, Hop and Skip
“So there I was, minding my own business.
That's it. That's all I wanted to say. Can I go home now?”
Law and Ordure
“I have a disease. That's not some kind of weird music fan metaphor. I really do have a disease.”
“Squalid is a word that comes to mind. And also Nice. Not the adjective. The city. That's how far away from you I want to be when you release your next album.”
""When you were old" gives the finger to nostalgia, especially the bullshit kind. Give up your revisionist spins on how good things were "back then." Today's as good as it gets."
Howard Lawrence RN
“Really great music Malcolm! There's a lot of feeling - and when you can make others hear that, you prove you make some of the best music in the world! Great job!!! :)”
"He's a talent! Did you know he was only 42 when he started playing piano. Clever little fellow! But will he ever move out of home? THAT'S the question!".
My life, my lunch hour.
"On accroche dès les premières notes de musique. Superbe et puissant mais tout en finesse !"
"He's no talent! When he was around for dinner the other week, he stole our plinth! I didn't even know we HAD one until he nicked it! He's a very traumatised indvidual. And his music and tea-making skills are horrible.".
"When someone told me about you, I thought they said, "Listen to your fantastic SCONES! Which, of course, made no sense. I wish to hell I had though, as I don't think much of your music. Still, you're cute for an ancient person".
Cantaloupes and Braggadocio
"There's only one word for your music. But I'm not allowed to use it on Reverb Nation for fear of being banned".
Ponies and Absynthe
"Amazing & Electrifying...a pleasure listening in."
"I have heard great music. And this isn't it. Your stuff is okay though! Nothing to email home about but okay nonetheless".
Bendit and See