We write and play original songs of the Rock and Roll variety. Influences include breasts, mullets and the PT Cruiser. All of us enjoy drinking alcohol. Chris is the lead vocalist and plays the electric guitar. He was once run down by a drunken Frat boy who was riding a Segway on the sidewalk in Athens. He has never recovered. Chris has several colorful tattoos. Justin plays bass and has his own band Trendlenberg. He doesn’t really like anyone else in the band and could quit at any time. Just...