Once upon a time, on an island FAR, FAR away, a bunch of rag tag musicians found each other...
While attempting to survive, knowing that they would most likely never be found, Cap'n Bill brought out his stack of 8 track beach band tapes for entertainment. The music was good, and it was something to do; so they divided up the parts and started practicing. After a time, they knew they had something special and if they were ever to be 'found', this was what they had to do! Before they could be 'discovered' they had to name the band. Something that would describe:

Where they were stranded - KAHUNA!
Where they lived - on the BEACH!
and
What they liked to do - PARTY!

Everyone is invited to the Kahuna Beach Party!