"A white dude with a killler mustache."
"It might come off as unusual for a rapper to pay more attention to whether audiences are dancing to his beats than whether they are listening to his rhymes, but then again, Juan Huevos is not a typical rapper."
Daily Tar Heel
"The songs, with their juvenile sense and ridiculous bounty of jerky whiffle-pop-rap, are like neon rave mangos. Not even stiff delivery guys or soft couch cushions can resist bopping around and getting kinda randy."
"There is a price for dissolving the barrier between public and private life. Most people aren't willing to pay that price for any reason, but part of what makes [Huevos's] music compelling is that he is."
Chapel Hill News
"Juan's 'Only Pony Unicorn' sounds like Peaches' kid brother broke into the studio after dark, armed with a six-pack and a record bag of dusty 80s vinyl - this track is a slutty stomper!"
— Fabulous Les
"There's no shortage of what sweaty men and a 303 sampler can accomplish..."
— Charlie Restless from Elm and Oak
"You might walk into a Carrboro, NC bar and find yourself buying Juan Huevos a PBR ... because of him, you and your horny friends have walked into a buffet of the hottest hipster chicks in town."
— LadyChavez & Fluffgirl Blog
"I've watched him evolve from a saving-hip-hop backpacker with a transgressive streak to a party-and-bullshit/nerd-rap/
electro-fiend with a sensitive streak in his amplified transgression. His shows are full of choreography and he can warm up even the least rap-friendly crowd with sheer charisma."