Question 3: "People say you're crazy."

I am. I am not. I anthropomorphize anything I can get my hands on, and ascribe wild Norse rituals to household objects. I dance in heated rage and only return smiles of the eyes. My beautiful female muse is feline, and the rest are imaginings. When someone says "I didn't see you around yesterday," I get trapped in mental quagmire and forget to even reply with the desired information. I can't stand gerunds, and am easily incensed but rarely get angry. I ...