Directions for HOW FAR to AUSTIN:

1. Start out in Chicago in 2006 at intersection of rock, soul, and pop.
2. Merge onto your feet and start dancing.
3. Proceed through hip shaking.
4. Continue until you can't take no more.
(If you pass closing time you've gone a little too far)
5. Take vocalist Katie Troelstrup
6. Take bassist Marty Farrelly
7. Take guitarist/mandolin maestro Colin Fahey
8. Take guitarist/songwriter Tate Troelstrup
9. Take drummer Stephan Kohnke
10. Take the...