I think I need motivation, a tan, protein shakes and an IV of dopamine, for I am the Sloth King

Buckley is my Miles, Lisa is my Joni, Zappa is my Stravinsky, Mayer is my Clapton, Rouse is my Dylan, Feist is my Nina, Lamontagne is my Lennon, Chan Marshall is my Billie Holiday, Mos Def is my Malcolm X, Johnny Depp is my James Dean, Camille is my Piaf, Leonard Cohen is my Shakespeare, Tony Gould is my Keith Jarrett, Bono is my Elvis, Tim Burton is my Roald Dahl, Bush is my Hitler, Radiohead are my Beatles and Jesus is my Gandhi