I think I need motivation, a tan, protein shakes and an IV of dopamine, for I am the Sloth King

Buckley is my Miles, Lisa is my Joni, Mayer is my Clapton, Zappa is my Stravinsky, Feist is my Nina, Chan Marshall is my Janis Joplin, Martin Sexton is my Van Morrison, Corinne Bailey Rae is my Billie Holiday, Lamontagne is my Lennon, Rouse is my Dylan, Camille is my Piaf, Mos Def is my Malcolm X, Johnny Depp is my James Dean, Leonard Cohen is my Shakespeare, Tim Burton is my Roald Dahl, Bono is my Elvis, Beau Sia is my Chuck Norris, Radiohead are my Beatles and Jesus is my Homeboy