Azrael can rap. Azrael can cook dinner for you. Azrael can beat you in chess. Azrael can play goal like a young Don Beaupre. Azrael can talk down a salesman. Azrael can speak in numbers fluently. Azrael can read a history book. Azrael can do the crossword (and sometimes the sudoku). Azrael can drink milk straight out of the carton. Azrael can plow the snow. Azrael can shoot from the perimeter or drive to the lane. Azrael can stuff a taxidermist & put him on the wall. Azrael can school you on ...