Once upon a time, Adam Heart had certain relatives who spread strange lies about him in vain attempts to tarnish his reputation. Lies, Lies, Lies... Let's set the record straight. I would NEVER wear a dress on stage. Please see a show before making such outrageous claims. You may see: Make-up, glitter, rainbow striped knee-high socks, nudity, S&M, simulated masturbation, spitting, smoking, drunken stumbling, Cultish chants, straddling guitarists, chorus lines, blasphemy, sloth, lust, vomit, greed, sing alongs, clowns, monkeys, feathers, poets, pantomime, crying, French prostitutes and incomprehensible ranting... but a dress? Oh please do try to get it right when you gossip about me, I have a reputation to uphold.