Catholicism: It fell for our sins.Judaism: Oy, the tree fell, again?!
Buddhism: There is no tree.
Islam: Islam is not really about knocking over trees.
Fundamentalism: The tree was Evil.
Racism: That kind of tree is always falling.
Plagiarism: That kind of tree is always falling.
Defeatism: All the trees are going to fall.
Pessimism: That is the forest of the fallen tree.
Optimism: Almost all the trees are standing.
Capitalism: Let's sell the wood.
Globalism: Let's sell the wood, half way around the world.
Communism: Let's knock over all the other trees.
Socialism: Let's ask the other trees to fall.'
Nepotism: Give the tree to my cousin.
Isolationism: That tree is none of our business, in fact, neither is the forest.
And the one that actually tries to answer the question asked, is... Quantum Physics: Of course not, by definition. LOL (my wife)
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If a tree falls in the forest??
Catholicism: It fell for our sins.Judaism: Oy, the tree fell, again?! Buddhism: There is no tree. Islam: Islam is not really about knocking over trees. Fundamentalism: The tree was Evil. Racism: That kind of tree is always falling. Plagiarism: That kind of tree is always falling. Defeatism: All the trees are going to fall. Pessimism: That is the forest of the fallen tree. Optimism: Almost all the trees are standing. Capitalism: Let's sell the wood. Globalism: Let's sell the wood, half way around the world. Communism: Let's knock over all the other trees. Socialism: Let's ask the other trees to fall.' Nepotism: Give the tree to my cousin. Isolationism: That tree is none of our business, in fact, neither is the forest. And the one that actually tries to answer the question asked, is... Quantum Physics: Of course not, by definition. LOL (my wife)
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