This Friday february 06
484 Plains Rd E
Burlington Ont.
Wet T-Shirt Contest!
This is a show that you don't want to miss!
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Last night's Wank Punter show at Rock and Roll Heaven only went to prove that like fine wine; the show is only getting better and better! Is it possible to improve on perfection? Wank Punter broke the sound barrier with the shortest crossing ever of the great channel between rock and roll, and carnal drive. All was done with precision, punch and raw sexuality that was equalled only by the talent and team work that came through in the spectacular presentation.
Buckle up people, and get ready for the next ride...
Richard Ravenhawke
V.P. Creative Production
Ra-Media
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Reviews of last nights show
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/265462
http://www.lonelyvagabond.com/wpmu/tag/wank-punter/
Last nights show featured energy from the band that has been unprecedented to date. Staples such as Captain Cock Block and Driver kept the crown humming somewhere between excited and on the edge of euphoric delirium. The band rocked the house to the point where other acts were angered out of insecurity and one of them had to physically lash out on our vehicle.
This is just the beginning of our next step: bridging the gap between mainstream rock and porn; dominating the global sexual music market with music that makes you feel like the afterglow never went away.
Wank Punter will be a household name by 2010. Watch for us in stores, the media, nightclubs, and special events venues in an area near you. Coming soon.
Richard Ravenhawke
V.P. Creative Production
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Wank Punter is proud to announce GURU Energy Drink as a sponsor of our live events, beginning with WP's CD release party @ Rock N Roll Heaven Jan 23.
http://www.rnrheaven.ca/
The girls will be handing out free samples of GURU, GURU Lite, GURU Full On, GURU Ice Tea, and GURU Juicy.
http://www.guruenergy.com
C'mon out and celebrate the band's recent distribution deal with Fontana North/UNIVERSAL! LADIES FREE ALL NITE!!!!!! Guys get in free before 10pm. $6 cover thereafter so get in early!
We will also be staging a Wet T Shirt Contest with $100 CASH going towards the WINNING PAIR!!!!! Official press release to follow.
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We wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to our familiy, friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So we met with our attorney yesterday, and on their advice we wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message.
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http://www.wankpunter.com/news/index.html
The Sex Show 2007
June 8 & 9th
International Centre
6900 Airport Road, Hall 5
$20 at the door/ $35 weekend pass
Hot off their third live appearance on Playboy TV’s NIGHT CALLS, Wank Punter is back by popular demand! And they're giving away a solid body electric guitar ($1500+ value) to 1 very lucky winner courtesy of Dot On Shaft Guitars! http://www.dotonshaft.com
Exploding into public consciousness via the adult entertainment industry with their infectious pop sensibilities and hilarious lyrics satirizing the adult XXX world, Wank Punter has endeared themselves into the collective hearts and minds of porn stars, fans of adult entertainment, and an ever-growing mainstream audience. Industry pundits have long been touting this act as a bonafide gateway between the world of mainstream and XXX!
They will be performing live at The Sex Show 2007 along with special Porn Star guest Sunny Lane! Prime Time Uncensored will also be there with web personality Tony Batman. He’ll be doing extensive coverage of the event.
Sunny Lane will also be present at the Wank Punter booth and will be available to sign autographs, pose for pictures, and provide interviews for the media in attendance at the show.
To book an interview with the band or Sunny Lane, contact Jade Blackmore at jadeblackmore@sbcglobal.net or (323) 350-6500.
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Wank Punter at The Red Rooster
This Friday february 06 484 Plains Rd E Burlington Ont. Wet T-Shirt Contest! This is a show that you don't want to miss!
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Rock and Roll Heaven review
Last night's Wank Punter show at Rock and Roll Heaven only went to prove that like fine wine; the show is only getting better and better! Is it possible to improve on perfection? Wank Punter broke the sound barrier with the shortest crossing ever of the great channel between rock and roll, and carnal drive. All was done with precision, punch and raw sexuality that was equalled only by the talent and team work that came through in the spectacular presentation. Buckle up people, and get ready for the next ride... Richard Ravenhawke V.P. Creative Production Ra-Media
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Wank Punter a review of our last nights show January 20th
Reviews of last nights show http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/265462 http://www.lonelyvagabond.com/wpmu/tag/wank-punter/ Last nights show featured energy from the band that has been unprecedented to date. Staples such as Captain Cock Block and Driver kept the crown humming somewhere between excited and on the edge of euphoric delirium. The band rocked the house to the point where other acts were angered out of insecurity and one of them had to physically lash out on our vehicle. This is just the beginning of our next step: bridging the gap between mainstream rock and porn; dominating the global sexual music market with music that makes you feel like the afterglow never went away. Wank Punter will be a household name by 2010. Watch for us in stores, the media, nightclubs, and special events venues in an area near you. Coming soon. Richard Ravenhawke V.P. Creative Production
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GURU Energy Drink now a sponsor of Wank Punter!
Wank Punter is proud to announce GURU Energy Drink as a sponsor of our live events, beginning with WP's CD release party @ Rock N Roll Heaven Jan 23.
http://www.rnrheaven.ca/
The girls will be handing out free samples of GURU, GURU Lite, GURU Full On, GURU Ice Tea, and GURU Juicy.
http://www.guruenergy.com
C'mon out and celebrate the band's recent distribution deal with Fontana North/UNIVERSAL! LADIES FREE ALL NITE!!!!!! Guys get in free before 10pm. $6 cover thereafter so get in early!
We will also be staging a Wet T Shirt Contest with $100 CASH going towards the WINNING PAIR!!!!! Official press release to follow.
Reply
A politically correct seasons greetings!
We wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to our familiy, friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So we met with our attorney yesterday, and on their advice we wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message.
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Win an awesome guitar!
http://www.wankpunter.com/news/index.html
The Sex Show 2007 June 8 & 9th International Centre 6900 Airport Road, Hall 5 $20 at the door/ $35 weekend pass
Hot off their third live appearance on Playboy TV’s NIGHT CALLS, Wank Punter is back by popular demand! And they're giving away a solid body electric guitar ($1500+ value) to 1 very lucky winner courtesy of Dot On Shaft Guitars! http://www.dotonshaft.com
Exploding into public consciousness via the adult entertainment industry with their infectious pop sensibilities and hilarious lyrics satirizing the adult XXX world, Wank Punter has endeared themselves into the collective hearts and minds of porn stars, fans of adult entertainment, and an ever-growing mainstream audience. Industry pundits have long been touting this act as a bonafide gateway between the world of mainstream and XXX!
They will be performing live at The Sex Show 2007 along with special Porn Star guest Sunny Lane! Prime Time Uncensored will also be there with web personality Tony Batman. He’ll be doing extensive coverage of the event.
Sunny Lane will also be present at the Wank Punter booth and will be available to sign autographs, pose for pictures, and provide interviews for the media in attendance at the show.
To book an interview with the band or Sunny Lane, contact Jade Blackmore at jadeblackmore@sbcglobal.net or (323) 350-6500.
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