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General Bastard

General Bastard

Metal / Surf / Thrash Dearborn Heights, MI  US
Fuck Kim Kardashian
Fuck Kim Kardashian
Veinte/Not The American Dream
Veinte/Not The American Dream
Fishing in a Canoe
Fishing in a Canoe
Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Casey Anthony
Casey Anthony


General Bastard "You Can't Touch Me" High Quality



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  • Lish Ventura (Artist)
    Lish Ventura
    Stopping by to show my Support! Keep up the good work. Thanks for being my fan. Please stop by my page and let me know what you think of my music. -Lish Ventura
  • Skyhouse (Artist)
    Thanks for the inspiration! Peace, Skyhouse
  • Brow Beater (Artist)
    Brow Beater
    Bringing respect from the band Brow Beater. Keep it brutal!
  • Gene Hilbert & Luck Of The Draw (Artist)
    Gene Hilbert & Luck Of The Draw
    Kewl Tunes, I had to listen to "Fuck Kim Kardashian" LOL - Well Done and Rock On
  • Annabelle Black (Artist)
    Annabelle Black
    Saltues again! \m/ Killer Tracks! Keep up the good work General Bastards!
  • Annabelle Black (Official) (Artist)
    Annabelle Black (Official)
    Salutes! General Bastard your music videos are killer! Nice Tracks! Keep up the good work!


  • General Bastard
  • The War on Sissy Rock


Sounds Like: Buckethead, Dick Dale, Stormtroopers of Death, Megadeth, Frank Zappa

Label: SEG MEdia, Hoodcore Records, SEG Media

Manager: Vangaurd Metal and Punk Promotions

Bio: Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard and his band mates have wowed audiences
all across the United States with their blend of Surf Thrash. General Bastard also starred in and wrote/performed music for the now cult classic horror film Thankskilling which has ...See Full Bio

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"Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."

— Metal Maniacs

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Help us Release the New General Bastard Album
Apr 16, 2013

Greeting Citizens, We would like to take this moment to ask for all of your sup... [more]

General Bastard Tour July
Apr 3, 2013

Lookimg for bands to play with in July in the following states, Ohio, Indiana, I... [more]


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