Q: If you were king for a day, what laws would you put in place?
A: All arguments are to be decided by way of 70s dance offs. The nation is to cast off all trust in government and divide into 3 states of politic. (Whisky, Weed, & Turkeys). Free ice cream everyday but Monday. Police have to stop their cars on the shoulder when every they switch on the white and blues. (Not so criminals can get away but so the can save the environment with go green low speed chases) legalize marijuana and ban of cigarettes. Citizens are require to bare arms. No license necessary to handle exotic animals. Government required to donate more money then the spend.