The Program

Hailing from the largest multi-family dwelling in the metroplex i learned quick that walls are thin and carpet is expensive. Those silver things under your burner are cheap to replace, but still an uunneecceessaarryy expense. Pet deposits are a sneaky way to scam you out of $500. Swimming pool water is not meant to be drank. Ovens are a bitch to clean. Toothpaste does not fool the manager, and stuffing turkey deep down inside an a/c vent is the best payback. From this experience I discovered The Program. Learn from your mistakes, make mistakes when your learning, and always, i mean always, wipe twice with the same square.

Dallas, TX