“They came crawling out of a well wearing ladies shoes, didn't know what milk was. Smooth like babies feet. Repeated anything anybody said. Took them to the Swiss Picnic for a good time and they choked to death on a piece of cheese.”
— Lugar Axehandle,Roswell Meteor
“They were also powerful to save in battle, where they were worshiped as
"The Great Wambertha"!
To whom the Dorians prayed.”