Bio: Born into his 63rd life in 2006 in San Francisco making modern dance punk rock and by putting it in the setting of hard rock clubs. This Unitard clad, Ski bass playing elf became quickly very popular in San Francisco with the help of his 3 salty and sassy dancers Dinah, Punope and Rhonda. In a sh...See Full Bio
Borts Minorts has a show on 05/16/2014 at 08:00 PM @ HM157 in Los Angeles, CA http://www.reverbnation.com/p/dyKrEA #concert
" Borts plays a ski. Borts dresses in a head-to-toe spandex suit that walks a distinguished line between condom and intergalactic time capsule. You kinda want to reach out and pet Borts. You want to take Borts home to meet your family. You are also vaguely afraid that Borts might eat a kitten. Clearly Borts carries the torch once ignited by Laurie Anderson and Klaus Nomi, god rest his soul. However Borts is living dissonance, and while you might see him accompanied by dancers, they are less exuberant and more scary, scantily clad or dressed in burkas depending on whatever zeitgeist he's feeling by the hour. His songs rarely span more than a minute and there is darkness. His eyes burn with a nostalgia hungering for the grit and freaks of old New York, leering behind the scenes of Taxi Driver and scarcely escaping that fated commute in The Taking of Pelham 123.. "