Label: Raincoat Beaverdragon Records
Manager: Raincoat Beaver Dragon
Bio: General Aldo is a soldier. He learned how to play bayonet ukulele at 10 years old when his old man brought home a bayonet uke from Korea in June of 53.
Chris Evert Dildo is a tennis star. He learned how to play tennis racket and sing after his loss to Monica Seles at Wimbledon in 93.
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