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Closet Nerd / Press

“HOLY SHIT!!! I've finally found the band that's blew their wad so deep into my brain, it has pushed out all the pussy shit I've grown so accustomed to over the years... My life has meaning again.”

Heywood Jablowme - Long & Hard

“If you like the thought of Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears having a baby together and abusing it. Then you will LOVE Closet Nerd.”

L.I.C.K. - Mike Huntz

“This band is legit, too legit, too legit to quit. If you don't like them, then you're unlegit, so you must quit.”

Some Gay Guy - At the Queen Bean