"If you are looking to rock and orgasm at the same time then you need to come to a Tiger Clutch show!"
"The greatest rock band in the world. Ever."
"After being invited to party with them in L.A. in Tiger Clutch's secret hide out at an undisclosed location, I woke up four weeks later by the side of the road somewhere east of Chicago with a gnarly hangover, no money and "Tiger Clutch Rulzz" tattooed on my backside... needless to say I have been a loyal Tiger Clutch fan ever since."
"Obviously the best band ever. EVER."
"This band has everything I need out of a band: energy, sexiness, and all that is rock. I've seen them once and am hooked"
"The first time I saw Tiger Clutch I felt as if I had been involuntarily shoved into one of those phone booth time machines like in Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure except the operator of the time machine had already thrown back 13 shots of Jack Daniels. The ride did not stop until last song was played and by then my brain was so friend all I could do was chant the words to my favorite anthem of theirs, "Ice Tea with Lemon Flavor"
"Fun show! Great stage presence!"
"Imagine if David Lee Roth, Dee Snider, and Axel Rose all got drunk together and then threw up on the floor and Justin Bieber slipped in it and fell into a lawn mower. That's the exact opposite of what you can expect from this band."
"[Tiger Clutch] definitely rocked!"
"Tiger Clutch is the greatest band ever."