"You're like three bands rolled into one."
"You're like a living wind-up doll. Is there a screw coming out of your back?"
"Can I just follow you around and let you entertain me?"
"You're like that traveling balloon animal artist who goes around to children's parties. Except you're for adults. And you don't make balloon animals. I mean all of this in a good way."
"You know what I like about you, Liz O? You just do whatever the f*ck you want."
"You're like the young, sexy sassy version of Wavy Gravy"
"Keep it up, and I'll buy your first alnub"