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Sleepy Bee and the Stingers / Blog

Sleepy Bee and the Quest for Honey

What's buzzin cuzzin? I'm sleepy Bee and I'm new on the scene. I just got back from serving in the armed forces, The Killer Bees, stinger missile squadron. It was our job to stop these farmers from cutting their grass. You let em get away with that and soon they'll be picking all the flowers. I did good in the military and woulda got an honorable discharge except for that one incident where I overloaded on nectar and ran amuck for a few hours.I lost a couple stripes that day but there were some very happy lady bees the next morning Anyhoo, I'm out now and got this gig playing my horn at a local jazz club called the hive. Between sets the other night I was doing my Sexy Bee Dance trying to show some honeybee the way to my crib. I don't know why I always do that sexy bee dance and don't just tell em where I live. I guess cause I'm a bee. Well, outa nowhere this little bee-uty asks, "What's your status?" They always ask that and I usually answer "None of you bee's wax" but you never get no honey that way. They want you to be honest and open so I've found its best to lie. "Baby, you give me some of that honey and I won't sting any one else but you' I says with a straight face. All of a sudden she starts doing her little Sexy Bee Dance. She flies around in circles, points eaast a couple time and leans too the west. I'm writing stuff down as fast as I can so I can figure it out later. Then she flies away. I Immediately take off after her copying every move she made. I kept it up about an hour and found myself back at The Hive where I started. I, couldn't believe it. THE BEE-OTCH HAD GIVEN ME THE WRONG NUMBER! That's all I got to say for now. Stop by The Hive and hear me jam. Maybe we'll talk some more. Bee Cool. Sleepy Bee

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