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Fruit of the Legion of Loom

Fruit of the Legion of Loom

Rock / Instrumental / Prog Portland, OR  US
Flight of the D.A.R.T.
Flight of the D.A.R.T.
Mustard Piece Theater
Mustard Piece Theater
Humandatory Genocide
Humandatory Genocide
Yyyaaahhh!!!
Yyyaaahhh!!!

Videos

FRUIT OF THE LEGION OF LOOM - #1 Fucking Hit

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  • David Helberg (Artist)
    David Helberg
    Thanks for the support! You're awesome!
  • Sonny Boy Baker (Artist)
    Sonny Boy Baker
    Loved your music guys. Fantastic musicianship. Thanks for dropping by.
  • Sami (Artist)
    Sami
    Love & respect ……..Wishing you all the best
  • WOLV (Artist)
    WOLV
    Cool sound !
  • Steve Inglis (Artist)
    Steve Inglis
    FREAKIN AWESOME.
  • Renora Code (Artist)
    Renora Code
    Great guitar. Nice musicianship. Im still listening. Love the vocal wow. Success to you. Thanks for dropping in on us.

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  • ERIK BLOCKER
  • WENDELL C HAMMON III
  • BILL HOWZE

About

Sounds Like: Fruit of the Legion of Loom, ERIK BLOCKER, BILL HOWZE, WENDELL C HAMMON III, ALF

Bio: Fruit of The Legion of Loom came about when we played in our old practice space next to the Jaguar brothers’ shit hole of a house. They were these four total douche-bags that would hang out on their porch drinking Sparks all day in nothing but their briefs (if I remember right their names were Co...See Full Bio

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We play May 22nd at the World Famous Kenton Club. It should be neat!

Press

“It took 10 years for Portland's own Fruit of the Legion of Loom to release its first album, but Humandatory Genocide is now an actual thing, and one that will surely burn up the hit parade. After all, nothing says chart success like "instrumental concept album," and Legion of Loom's zooming, gonzo shredding is the sort of thing that makes music writers type words that wouldn't otherwise exist in the English language, like "frenetic" and "skronk." There are three acts to the sci-fi themed Humandatory Genocide, and the story itself is all laid out inside the CD booklet, although I doubt it will help much to get your bearings. Instead, sit back and let the instru-mental (sorry, another bullshit music critic tactic) trio's mathy, metal-tinged, progressive delirium work you over.”

— Ned Lannamann, Mercury

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  • Song Plays +1 4,100
  • Video Plays +1 1,090
  • Total Fans +1 6,121
  • ReverbNation Fans +1 4,188
  • Facebook Likes 473
  • Twitter Followers 982
  • YouTube Subscribers 60
  • Mobile App Users 5
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Q: So, if i was a cow and you where a snake would you put your head up my ass? Sincerely, Hollingster Cheta

A: We get this question a lot. Before I answer let's make sure we're on the same page. If by ass you mean the opening on the back side of the cow body that helps to excrete waste produced by long days of grazing on grasses the answer is of course we would stick our head up your ass. If by ass you mean the animal that is also known as a donkey or burro FUCK NO! That would be super gross oh my God! Hope this answers your question. Thanks and remember Christmas is almost here so by a nice cd for your loved one. Love....Fruit

Asked by anonymous. Answered on Wed May 13 2015

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