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Crowcell / Press

“Oh my goodness, it's a miracle! I can finally hear again!”

Ludwig van Beethoven

“I did not have sex with that woman.”

Bill Clinton

“NO! I'M NOT WRITING A FEATURE ABOUT CROWCELL! Hey... what are you doing??!??! No! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHH!!!!!”

The New York Times

“At first I thought my ears were bleeding, but then I realized... they were cumming!”

Abraham Lincoln

“On the 6th day, God said... "LET THERE BE CROWCELL!!!" ... and it was good. ”

The Bible

“BRAAAAINNNNSSSSS!!!!”

A Zombie

“This shit isn't music! Why don't you guys play some Frank Sinatra?”

My mom