"I listened to some of these recordings and where I think you have strong material your home recordings are not good enough. If you think record labels will listen to this, think again. If you are serious you need to shell out the dough for studio time, management, and promotion. I may be able to provide these services to you, at a price! If you are just having fun... all the best!"
“I thought to myself, now this is real rock music. Then I realized... where's the drugs, the booze, the gamblin', the topless woman... uh... did I mention the drugs? Anyhow, what was I saying?.”
“...ya'll need to keep it gangsta...”
“I reckon I'd rather sell my pickup and get one of those pansy electric cars over listenin' to this... whatever it is.”
“This is just another crap music project from nobodies, that no one cares about!!!!”
“Listening to this kind of music makes me want to pop in any one of the 36 NuMetal bands I'm currently listening to.”
"...these guys just aren't punk enough..."