"In the absolute heights Lugassys voice screws itself with " Midnight of ski " The midge from At that time with the sound from Today - this does absolutely fun in the boxes - and of course only surely about the earphones."
"Every time I turn the radio on BunChakeze are on it. I am sick of it!"
"John Culley's new piece was a big shock to me. I assumed he was dead. Sharon!!!"
Black Widow and Spiny ant eater monthly
“Due to the release of BunChakeze album "Whose Dream?", I cannot see any point in continuing. We are not worthy”
Top bands with Dream in the title mag monthly special edition
“I wanted that click out ages ago!”
Furniture restoration for drummers
“Why is Colin Tench being compared with David Gilmour?
It's poppycock! David does bending much beter than that upstart. The press make me so cross!”
Proffessional Bending and squeeling
“Hot off the press!! Gary will bare all for playgirly after all!
"I realise now that I am just a sex object" quipped Gary as he played his bass with his teeth.”
“We are aiming for the top. Not small countries, they are no good. We spurn them!
The problem with small countries
“Colin Tench is slower than John Culley. Hopeless! Odin would be better off without him.”
Famous mothers Annual
“Wow!This band owe alot to their drummer Cliff Deighton. He is awesome. He learnt everything from me.”
How to do Drumming in 3 months
“Bun Chakeze? Do me a favour! I'm faster and always will be.”
Fast Guitarists Monthly
“I'm even faster than Jose but I will admit that Colin Tench and John Culley added together are slightly faster than me. This is worrying.
Even faster guitarists monthly with speed stats
“We're in negotiations to buy the name "Bun Chakeze" and would probably include our current name Pink Fl** in any part exchange option.”
The Pink pages