“Extra..Extra..Stop the Press...Addicts are Multiplying In Record Numbers! Addicts are swelling to an astronomical number and they are popping up in areas where addicts have never been reported before. It is all because of a new drug on the scene called Ultra Sound. The power and potency of this drug is immeasurable, and its secret ingredients include Taylor "I Am Music" Pace, Cory "Bass Man" Hamilton, Steven "Drummer Boy" Williams, and Living Legend Sam Shake "Guitar King" Anderson. This addiction has turned into an uncontainable epidemic and has been dubbed as "The Last of The Real Musicians Addiction".”