This Mother Falcon / Press

"The real deal, somewhat."

"A special friend who will tenderly lick your mother's breasts..."

"...some kind of faggot?"

"...one of the biggest dick moves in recorded history..."

"So then I had to deal with that, which was fine, I'm not complaining."

"Buncha pussies."

"I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time, it was all strangely titillating."