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Let’s privatize the air
by John Klingelhoffer

Let’s privatize the air
Just because we don’t care
And everyone will be happy
In a free market way
Just because its there
We’re gonna privatize the air

First you pay a dollar
then you inhale
then you pay another dollar
then you exhale
Just because its there
Lets privatize the air

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The shareholders, the shareholders,
the shareholders, the shareholders,
will rejoice on the news
The markets, the markets,
the markets, the markets,
will respond positively
when they find out that we just don’t care
we’re gonna privatize the air

Let’s privatize the sun
Why should it be for everyone
and everyone will be happy
in a free market way
It will be so much fun
when we privatize he sun

First you pay a dollar
then you get life giving light
then you pay another dollar
and you get to have the night
There will be no where to run
were gonna privatize the sun

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The shareholders, the shareholders,
the shareholders, the shareholders,
will rejoice on the news
The markets, the markets,
the markets, the markets,
will respond positively
when we serve it on a bun
were gonna privatize the sun


Let’s privatize babies
They are all so fat and lazy
and everyone will be happy
in a free market way
you might think it crazy but
we’re gonna privatize babies

First you pay a dollar
then you get to have a baby boy
then you pay another dollar
and you get to have a girl
We can’t afford a maybe
We’re gonna privatize babies

Now if there anything sacred
Anything in this world you hold sacred you would never sell
You better watch your back
We’re gonna privatize that

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