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The Reverend Christopher Sytsma

The Reverend Christopher Sytsma

Folk / punk / 3 chords and a bad attitude Pompton Lakes, NJ  US
Weather Vein(lyrics by Ness Lock)
Weather Vein(lyrics by Ness Lock)
Bloody Cheerleader
Bloody Cheerleader
American Music
American Music
Blue Moon
Blue Moon
Jack Parson's nightmare
Jack Parson's nightmare


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Sounds Like: The Misfits, THE VIOLENT FEMMES, The Velvet Underground, Iggy And The Stooges, Michale Graves

Label: unsigned

Bio: A card carrying member of Anton Lavey's Church of Satan, Chris Sytsma has been kicking it up and down the east coast in various bands for the past 20 years. Equal parts Violent Femmes and equal parts Misfits, Sytsma has played in groups such as the Detri-Mentals, Sociopath, the Creepy Kids Club, ...See Full Bio

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I'm number 39 on the ReverbNation Folk charts!! Don't let some fuckface named Wicked Willy outdo the Rev!!! ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!

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Q: reverend, i can't stop masturbating to your music. my question is..how do you ALWAYS know when 'i'm about to cum?!?!?

A: The good lord down below has blessed me with powers you will never understand!!LOL

Asked by anonymous. Answered on Wed May 08 2013

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